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September 20th, 2010
Randy Quaid Is A Squatter!

The Mental Health Department's answer to Bonnie & Clyde is still spreading the illegal crazy as though it's their full-time job (actually, it probably is).
Randy Quaid, who is giving me "FML face", and his wife Evi, who is giving me 100% potent CRAZY, posed for these mug shots after they were arrested in Santa Barbara, CA yesterday for allegedly squatting inside of a house they used to own.

AP reports that when officers arrived, Randy and Evi put on their lying faces and claimed they purchased the house in the 90s and have owned it ever since. The rightful owner of the house then showed the officers paperwork proving that he bought the house in 2007 from a dude who brought it from the Quaids. That's when the police popped the balloons, scratched the record and turned on the fluorescent, because the Quaids' freeloading party had come to an end. They were arrested for felony residential burglary and unlawful entry. Since nothing makes the crazy in Evi's eye twinkle like a full rap sheet, she was also charged with resisting arrest.

A contractor also alleges that $5,000 worth of damages to the house were caused by the Quaids. Cousin Eddie and Crazy Bitch are sitting in jail today. Their bail has been set at $50,000 each.

Just last year, Randy and Evi were busted for using a bunk credit card to pay a $10,000 bill at a fancy resort in Montecito, CA. They were put on three years probation. 


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