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September 15th, 2010
Motley Crue's No Fail Way to Cover Up the Smell of Infidelity

Vince tells Hustler:

"We were always fucking other chicks at the studio and backstage... We would take Tommy Lee's van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just fucked. So our dicks smelled of eggs... We would tell our girlfriends, 'Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.' The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our dicks.


Suprising thing here is that Motley Crue actually consumed solid foods and not solely fuelled by grain alcohol and cocaine.

...and ladies might want to stop and think if your boyfriend wants to stop and grab food on the way home and you have no idea where he's been all night... 





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