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August 11th, 2010
Best Idea Ever

This man has got the ULTIMATE of awesome plans for his future business that will neighbor the mosque built at Ground Zero (if it ever gets built).

From Greg Gutfield, BREITBART:

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim itís all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque Ė after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law Ė who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, Iíve decided to do the same thing.

Iím announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. Iíve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesnít look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why Iím building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps Ė but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

For investment information, contact me at dailygut.com

And remember, kids, Iím dead serious on this one. (You can tell by the lack of humor in this particular piece). 



Gay Bar - 2010-08-12
This is excellent. I watch Red Eye all the time, Greg is right on, and often very funny.
by Mike

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