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August 5th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-         Listen up Millennials: Stop taking pictures of your food!

-         Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy have officially announced their ‘conscious uncoupling.’

5AM (2):

-         Do yourself a favor and check out the video of Ted Cruz cooking machine gun bacon.

-         Kelly Osborne wants to know who will clean Donald Trumps toilet when he deports all the illegals.

-         Barack has spent his entire presidency badmouthing the rich despite the fact that hell leave the Oval Office with more money than ever. Hows that for irony?

6AM (1):

-         Any time you see the Houston Texans in the national news you know its bad news.

-         Is it just us or do modern athletes seem a little more pussy than those of previous generations?

-         Ray Rices agent probably wanted him to cry during his public apology but Ray wasnt feeling in.

-         In Iran, the feels like temperature is 164 degrees.

-         Billy Ed wants to know why the leather in his truck melts but it never seems to melt while its still on the cow. One of lifes great little mysteries…

-         Emails – Listener Magic is pissed at us and he wants us to know all about it!

6AM (2):

-         Emails

-         Calls – For a first-caller, this guy made it worth it!

-         The father of Texans DE Jadeveon Clowney has been charged with attempted murder.

6AM (3):

-         Audio: Donald Trump turned the tables on Gawker when they released his phone number to the public.

-         Lenny Kravitz’s balls spilled out on stage for all to see.

6AM (4):

-         The FBI continues to uncover more details about Hillarys email scam. According to the team assigned to the operation, the email servers she was using were operating outside of the bounds of United States law, which could mean possible prison time for her.

-         The fifth iteration in the Planned Parenthood video series has been released. Question is: how soon will they be put up on Netflix?

7AM (1)

-         Whens the last time you heard about the Twin Peaks shooting? Turns out the cops were wrong.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: What if the final episode of Seinfeld ended Breaking Bad style with Bryan Cranston?

-         Mr. Eaux covers the latest Apple news

7AM (3):

-         Audio: Milton Freidman discusses the concept of greed

-         If you haven’t ordered your W&J ten percenter t shirt, youre missing out.

7AM (4):

-         Billy Ed has a confession to make about a female jogger that exercises near the double wide…

8AM (1):

-         Check out Houstonrestaurantweeks.com and donate to a great charity that donates 100 percent of its proceeds to the cause.

-         Today is the birthday of the first man on the Moon. Some of our younger listeners may not know who this was, however.

8AM (2):

-         What was the first song they played on American Bandstand?

-         Emails – David ordered himself a bunch of W&J t shirts last night. If you haven’t checked them out, do yourself a favor and grab a few.

-         A Utah W&J listener ordered a case of gator pickle seasoning based on our recommendation.

8AM (3):

-         15 things you should always keep in your car: The list includes jumper cables and tools but we suggest a shotgun.

-         Tragedy in India!

-         India still uses trains that were built in the late 1800s.

8AM (4):

-         Where would you guess the worlds biggest Dairy Queen is? The answer is Saudi Arabia.

-         Its been 120 degrees the past few days in Iran, but the feels like temperature is over 120 degrees.

-         Emails – Darren wants to have a word with us about global warming.

-         Louis Farrakhan has called for thousands of his followers to go out and kill white people.

-         Whats the most sexually diseased city in the US?

9AM (1):

-         What is the most STD-laden city in the US? Turns out to be Montgomery, AL.

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         This day in history

-         Remember the Chilean miner incident? That happened 5 years ago.

9AM (2):

-         Why does Billy Ed hate the Beatles so much?

-         Have you seen the video of Ted Cruz cooking bacon on the barrel of a machine gun?

-         Instead of shooting a machine gun with bacon wrapped around the barrel, Chris Christie decided to talk about his sex life to drum up some publicity for his campaign.

-         There is a new series on NBC starting tonight called Mr. Robinson.

-         Mayor Parker got snarky after negative comments were made about her prized transgender bathrooms.

9AM (3):

-         Nabisco Corporation is now being run by a woman who decided to outsource a portion of the company to Mexico. Does this mean the latest generation of Oreos will be spicier?

-         The W&J t shirts continue to fly off the online shelves. Get yours while you can!

9AM (4):

-        Mayor Parker is looking to shut down two black churches in Houstons Fifth Ward and build libraries in their place.

-         Have you checked out Ronda Rouseys nearly-naked photos? Mr. Eaux approves and so will you!

-         It is important to remember that the Second Amendment was never written to allow citizens to hunt; it was written to provide citizens the right to defend themselves from an overruling government.

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