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July 10th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-    A singer in the band Drive by Truckers wants his fellow southerners to celebrate their heritage by cutting their ties with the confederate flag.
-    In the news this morning: Rebel Wilson LOVES Spanx!
-    Former Raiders QB Kenny Stabler has died at the age of 69.

5AM (2):

-    According to a study, the majority of Latinos think that global warming is a serious issue.
-    No members of the gang of black teens that raided a Wal Mart in Georgia have been arrested, despite the fact that everything was caught on camera.

6AM (1):

-    History is full of instances of the government ‘protecting’ people by putting them in internment camps.
-    Amy Schumer has no filter. She seems to forget that Hispanic people have the right to not be offended, however.
-    According to a Mexican author, Hispanics in Mexico are doing 80 percent of the raping of women as they flee for the border.

6AM (2):

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-    Ed Young and Joel Osteen have two different methods of spreading their business. Some say that Ed Young’s method of spreading out across multiple locations hurts smaller churches around the city.
-    Audio: There’s a video going around of children in Pakistan learning English. The strange part is that the kids are using rap videos as a method of learning.

6AM (3):

-    Is it too early for a racist report?
-    Tragedy in India!

6AM (4):

-    If you haven’t seen the movie Idiocracy, do yourself a favor and watch it this weekend!
-    Starbucks is laying employees off because they can’t afford to pay them. What are the chances this has anything to do with the $15/hr pay raise?
-    Audio: Evolution does not necessarily reward the intelligent.

 
7AM (1)

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-    Audio: Pakistani kids are learning English by way of American rap songs.
-    Parody: Ariana Grande wants to apologize for licking donuts and saying she “hates Americans”
-    Hillary Clinton wants you to think she’s out meeting Americans all day long. Truth is, you can meet her only if you can get past the rope system.
-    Parody: Before you have sex, be sure to sign your rape contract!

7AM (2):

-    This day in history: Mel Blank died on this day 26 years ago

7AM (3):

-    Audio: Rednecks love Donald Trump!
-    An employee at Panera Bread was caught on camera knocking out another employee that just happened to be a tiny, defenseless woman. Meanwhile, the Florida State football player hasn’t been arrested and was caught on camera as well.
-    Taser Report

7AM (4):

-    Hurricanes didn’t get their male names until much later.
-    Mexican Cokes are superior to regular ones. Question is: how racist is it to call it a Mexican Coke?


8AM (1):

-    Emails
-    Calls

8AM (2):

-    Fun Fact: There are more pot dispensaries in Oregon than there are Starbucks.
-    If you’re 15 years old and a resident of Oregon, you legally have the right to change your sex.

8AM (3):

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-    If Joel Osteen erected a statute of Jesus in Houston, would he wear a cowboy hat or a sombrero? Probably safe to say it would be a sombrero
-    Some say we should make Jesus black.
-    Emails – Bill wants us to give a shout out to his family. Does this mean his family is more important than all other families?

8AM (4):

-    Have you ever wondered if your daughter will wind be being a whore?
-    Civil Rights leaders are demanding that Bill Cosby’s star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame be removed.
-    Bad news for fans of Jared Fogle: The former subway ambassador has been cut from a scene in Sharknado 3.


 
9AM (1):

-    Parody: Ariana Grande made a public apology for saying that she “hates Americans.” For some reason it seemed a bit disingenuous.
-    Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

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-    Japanese toilets are so advanced these days they’ll play you the national anthem while a mechanical arm wipes your ass.
-    Michelle Obama just spent $600,000 of your money to renovate a room in the White House.
-    Today we officially announce the end of racism in South Carolina. The governor announced today that the confederate flag will never fly again at
-    Don Trump continues to rise in the polls

9AM (3):

-    What are the chances that a third party candidate will ever win an election?

9AM (4):

-    John has a confession to make: He’s wearing inappropriate underwear right now. It’s not what you think though… it’s just a hole.
-    Emails
-    Pictures of Bruce Jenner in drag keep popping up on the internet.
-    Al Sharpton’s latest target: Kid Rock
-    Audio: According to one moron, Don Trump is responsible for the South Carolina shooting.


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