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July 8th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-         Don Trump has doubled down on his ‘Mexican hate’

-         Hillary Clinton is bought and paid for; why is this not in the headlines?

5AM (2):

-         The NWS has declared New Orleans a “Storm Ready” city.

6AM (1):

-         Turns out that Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, is a lesbian with a penis. We’re so confused…

-         Billy Ed thinks that animals are getting smarter. What implications that has on us he’s unsure of, but they’re definitely getting more intelligent.

-         We’re an official Subway sandwich disposal site this morning. If you have any sandwiches you’d like to bring us we’ll be happy to take them off your hands.

-         Subway has decided to part ways with longtime spokesperson Jared Fogle after recent allegations of his involvement with child porn arose.

6AM (2):

-         Parody: Quiznos weighs in on allegations of Jared Fogle’s child porn collection

-         Are the two dudes in the Sonic commercials gay?

-         We want to know who wants a driverless car. Would you really feel safe going down the freeway at 70 mph in a car controlled by a computer?

6AM (3):


-         Parody: Call your local television station and demand they remove The Jeffersons immediately!

-         Mr. Kenneth wants to congratulate Houston meteorologist Chita Johnson on her engagement.

-         We’ve found that people love to reject real news and just pay attention to the fake news.


6AM (4):

 

-         The fact that Donald Trump is telling the truth about illegals is offending liberals to no end.

-         New hosts have been appointed to Don Trumps Miss Universe pageant

-         Comic Con is this weekend in San Diego

-         Audio: Kenny Alan – “What the hell is Comic Con?”


7AM (1)

-         There’s a photo floating around of Hillary Clinton shaking hands with a white supremacist.

-         Emails – Starbucks claims that the reason their prices are going up is because of the $15/hr wage increase.

-         According to recent studies, over 20 percent of all Americans are on food stamps.

-         Is Trey Gowdy afraid that Hillary is going to have him killed?


7AM (2):

-         There’s talk about banning the confederate flag at national cemeteries.

-         Bare knuckle fighting was banned primarily because it was costing the boxing promoters too much money.

-         Calls – Bare knuckle fighting in Hattiesburg


7AM (3):

-         How many of you have paid for Ariana Grande music?

 

7AM (4):

-         Parody: Shirley Q Liquor on the confederate flag

-         Discovery Channel has come up with Shark Fest. Some say the logo looks too similar to National Geographic’s Shark Week logo.

-         Perhaps we should come up with a shark show of our own….

 

8AM (1):

-         One rap artist thinks that strip clubs are the epicenter for the creation of rap music.

-         What’s the song that makes you want to throw money?

 

8AM (2):

-         Emails – Bradley wants us to know that “black holes matter”

-         Fun facts

8AM (3):

-         Every now and then the Lord does answer prayers. A man wielding a selfie stick was struck dead by lightning while holding it high in the air.

-         As of now all United Airlines flights in the US have been grounded due to a glitch in the computer automation system.

-         Parody: Hey kids! Have you tried Jared Fogle’s new kids menu at Subway?

-         Do you have a camp preference

8AM (4):

-         How much of a role did we play in the launch of Domino’s pizza?

-         The guys recall their time as the “Q Zoo” before the show became Walton & Johnson

-         The lottery will now add a seventh ball to the lottery system

-         United Airlines has grounded all flights in the US due to computer issues in their automation.

9AM (1):

-         Emails – Ken writes to tell us what song makes him want to throw money

-         Why do NBA players hate water?

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         This day in history

9AM (2):

-         Ariana Grande hates the US.

-         Is Ben Carson actually black? We doubt Obama thinks so.


9AM (3):


-         Would you try fried chicken covered in pizza? KFC has created a new dish called the “Crispy pizza chicken”

-         Is there a black guy out there with a white power tattoo?

 

9AM (4):

 

-         If you like the milk in your cereal cold, there’s a new food trend that involves putting ice cubes in cereal.

 

 


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