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July 6th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-    Is the Discovery Channel to blame for the recent increase in shark attacks?
-    Seems like the Carolinas can’t catch a break these days.

5AM (2):

-    A Maine man has died after attempting to launch a mortar off the top of his head.
-    A new report details the success of white people versus black people in New Orleans, post Hurricane Katrina. The study shows that white people are financially better off.

6AM (1):

-    Audio: Condoleezza Rice played “Amazing Grace” on the piano during a duet on Independence Day
-    Dozens killed by gunfire in Chicago over the weekend
-    NASCAR will no longer be holding an award ceremony at a complex owned by Donald Trump.
-    How long until the actions of the man that launched a mortar off his head causes the government to place a nationwide ban on the use of all fireworks?

6AM (2):

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-    Parody: “American Women” – Women’s soccer is almost as exciting as men’s soccer.
-    John Schneider, the actor that played Bo Duke is slamming TV Land for taking the Dukes of Hazard off the air.

6AM (3):

-    Is “Jazeera” All Gore’s middle name?
-    Network Al Jazeera aired a segment that made fun of Americans on the Fourth.
-    We’ve been backing women’s soccer since day one.
-    66-year-old Billy Joel married his 33-year-old girlfriend over the weekend.
-    Big news of the weekend: Matt Damon is now sporting a pony tail.

6AM (4):

-    Audio: How many people know what they’re celebrating on the Fourth?
-    America spends five times as much per student than once was the case.
-    We’re going to confirm the rumor that Chloe Kardashian is dating a player on the Houston Rockets.

 
7AM (1)

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-    Parody: What would the Dukes of Hazard sound like if it were filmed again to account for political correctness?
-    Emails
-    If George Bush would’ve auditioned for the role of Boy Wonder there’s probably a good chance he would’ve got the part.
-    According to reports, the Great White shark population is on the rise. Seems like the shark world is the only place where whites are making a comeback.

7AM (2):

-    Audio: Amy Schumer on race
-    Trey Gowdy claims that he has proof that the Clintons created ISIS.

7AM (3):

-    What are the top things that annoy sharks?
-    NASCAR has taken a stance that it will remove the confederate flag from anything that the organization is associated with.
-    This day in history
-    Since every race is off limits these days, the only race left to make fun of is the Caucasian ‘cracker’

7AM (4):

-    Audio: Hillary Clinton wants more pie



8AM (1):

-    166,000 is the number of illegals that were released by ICE last year alone.
-    According to reports, the number of illegal immigrants in America may be as high as 20 million.
-    Would you believe that some are concerned with the unsafe height of border fences in Arizona? Illegals are breaking their ankles crossing the fences; it’s necessary therefore that they be shortened or simply removed altogether.

8AM (2):

-    Amazon has decided to use a new style of bubble wrap that uses less air than previous versions.
-    When was the last time you threw out a package of Oreos for going bad?
-    It’s about time we start banning all professional sports mascots

8AM (3):

-    Street Audio: Producer Ken attended the final Grateful Dead concert in Chicago over the weekend. As expected, he met some unusual characters.
-    A man in Maine died over the weekend after trying to launch a mortar off his head.

8AM (4):

-    Emails – Heidi writes us for some dating advice


 
9AM (1):

-    Celebrity Birthdays
-    This day in history

9AM (2):

-    TV Land will no longer air episodes of the Dukes of Hazard. Ironically, the DVD series available through Amazon is currently a best seller.
-    Vanessa Williams has married a white man.

9AM (3):

-    Why isn’t the US women’s soccer team making more headlines than it actually is?
-    There’s a new king in the world and he’s cooler looking than King Obama

9AM (4):

** GREAT SEGMENT!
-    Calls – Sandra has 36 years of experience with John Schneider and is FURIOUS at us for making nice comments about John Schneider.





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