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June 29th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-    God save us from radio programmers.
-    Research shows that millenials usually don’t listen to entire songs at a time.
-    Fans of NSACAR are being told by Brian France that the confederate flag will be banned from all future events.
-    Randomly choosing things that offend you is perfectly acceptable these days.

5AM (2):

-    Homeland security wants you to be aware of possible “terror threats” over the 4th of July weekend.
-    Maybe General Lee was just a flag guy rather than a hate-mongering racist.
-    Video exists of Wal Mart refusing to make a confederate flag cake but accepting an order for an ISIS cake.
-    There’s a new radio station in Colorado that makes us want to work in radio even less. The station prides itself on an all pot format featuring jocks like “Gary Ganja.”
-    If your business is represented by an ad agency are you really spending your money wisely?

6AM (1):

-    NASCAR has decided to take its own life by attempting to eliminate the confederate flag from all of its events.
-    Chris Squire, Yes bassist and co-founder has died at the age of 67
-    Greece will not open their banks until Monday of next week.

6AM (2):

-    Audio: Here’s what David Crosby thinks about Kanye West
-    Maybe the French should just come over and settle in Louisiana since it’s essentially become a welfare state.

6AM (3):

-    ISIS celebrated the Supreme Court’s ruling on gay marriage by throwing over 60 gay people off the roof of a building.
-    Emails – Listener James’ dad was on the USS Indianapolis when it sank.

6AM (4):

-    Calls
-    Music sales are a shadow of what they used to be

 
7AM (1)

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-    Street Audio: Pride parade 2015 – pt. 1

7AM (2):

-    Parody: Do you know anyone that might benefit from the Gay Reparative Therapy Camp for confused teenage boys?

7AM (3):

-    Parody: Order your confederate flag merchandise today from flag liquidators
-    New Jersey governor Chris Christie is expected to make his presidential announcement later today.

7AM (4):

-    Audio: Smokey Robinson tells it like it is
-    Black Hill barbeque stopped by this morning to share some of their great food
-    This day in history
-    Is Tom Cruise on board with the sequel to Top Gun?
-    Mr. Eaux knows the exact number of black people that were featured in the original Top Gun: 1.


8AM (1):

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-    Street Audio: Pride parade 2015 – pt. 2
-    Our goal this week is to put a gay filter over everything
-    Hecklers appeared at Joel Osteen’s church over the weekend
-    This day in history

8AM (2):

-    Which group will be next in line at the steps of the Supreme Court?
-    How often do you wipe your boogers under the chair? Be honest…
-    The basic rule of thumb today is that the government should force everyone to like gay stuff.
-    Remember planking and owling? There’s a new trend called “logging” that is getting people sick across the world. The act involves taking a dump in pools.

8AM (3):

-    It’s safe to reason that the more land the Russians and Chinese buy in the US the less likely they are to blow up the place.
-    Should cigarettes be banned from anyone under 21?
-    Maybe the solution for today’s kids is to remove them from their white families and place them into homes of Asian tiger moms.

8AM (4):

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-    A lot of people across the world are asking the question “what happened to the USA?”
-    Did Barack have a boyfriend in college? There are pictures that might suggest this is the case.
-    Audio: A Space X rocket with a payload of goods for the ISS blew up just minutes into its launch.
-    A guy shot his neighbors drone that was flying over his home. The man has been ordered by a judge to pay for the man’s drone.
-    Janet Jackson made quite an impression on Mr. Eaux at the BET awards.
-    Irony alert: The Dixie Flag Company has announced that after 57 years it will no longer make confederate flags. The company, however, will still keep its name.



9AM (1):

-    Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

-    Mr. Kenneth called his housekeeper over the weekend to see if he could get her to say “we need more lemon Pledge”
-    No one uses the phrase “you’re dead to me” anymore, and that’s unfortunate.
-    Sam Smith won best new artist award at the BET awards. The one thing everyone failed to realize is that Smith isn’t black.
-    Chrissy Teigen is naked all over the internet this morning.

9AM (3):

-    Audio: The host of an Egyptian prank TV show took Paris Hilton up in a plane and tricked her into thinking that her plane was crashing.

9AM (4):

-    A new trend called “logging” is sweeping the globe whereby the logger poops in a pool or down a water slide. The trend has caused a surge in fecal-related diseases.
-    If you were to put an afro wig on your head and try to accept a trophy at the BET awards, what method would you die from?
-    Meanwhile in Alabama…





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