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June 8th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-    Did you watch the Triple Crown this weekend?
-    LSU bullied their way through 2 in a row.

5AM (2):

-    A Hello Kitty fight broke out over the weekend in NYC. Word is the scuffle had to do with a tip jar.
-    Good News: Taco Bell’s Captain Crunch Donut Balls were successful in their limited release. The company will now move ahead with a national release.

6AM (1):

-    Minnie Driver flubbed the National Anthem over the weekend. We don’t mind though, she’s still good with us.
-    Friday was national donut day.
-    A woman choking on a donut in an airport over the weekend was saved by a TSA agent. Imagine that…
-    America seems to love a fat funny person. Case in point: Melissa McCarthy – her movie is doing well in the box office so far.
-    If Melissa McCarthy lost a ton of weight, she would never make as much money as she would if she stayed fat.
-    An inmate in New York State Prison got caught using a power tool to drill a hole in his cell wall. Question is: how did he cover up the noise?

6AM (2):

-    Is it in poor taste to hope a car full of flag-burning Muslims get killed by a semi truck hurling down the road?

6AM (3):

-    Audio: The voice of Charlie Brown is in hot water with the police after allegations of stalking came up.
-    The Free Press Summer Festival in Houston occurred over the weekend.

6AM (4):

-    Jerry Seinfeld wants to avoid college campuses from now on due to the amount of political correctness.



 
7AM (1)

-    We’ve lost respect for Marco Rubio after he appeared on a women’s TV show recently.
-    Audio: Marco Rubio talks rap music with a group of gabbering women.
-    It was strange seeing the Entourage movie pull such pitiful numbers after all the hype.
-    A fight broke out at a Texas pool party after a group of black teens stormed a private pool party. Naturally people are calling this a racist attempt to keep black people out.

7AM (2):

-    Clint Eastwood poked fun at Caitlin Jenner at the taping of a Spike TV event. Of course people are outraged.

7AM (3):

-    What was the body count in Chicago over the weekend?
-    Older pictures of Prince make him look like a young Lionel Ritchie.

7AM (4):

-    Taser Report



8AM (1):

-    The problem with gun violence in Chicago is all due to the NRA according to one white Reverend.
-    Members of the Westboro Baptist Church showed up at Beau Biden’s funeral over the weekend only to have coffee thrown at them.

8AM (2):

-    5 Random Facts – “Partly cloudy” and “mostly sunny” mean the same thing in weather reports
-    Once Don Trump becomes president, we’ll have nothing to worry about according to him. He’ll be the most luxurious president the US has ever seen.
-    Have you heard of the 28th amendment? It doesn’t exist yet, but a large portion of the US is in support of the proposal.
-    Lawmakers will never pass anything that puts restrictions on themselves.

8AM (3):

-    This day in history – Did you like the movie Gremlins?
-    How many people in California have died simply because of the water?
-    Mobile phone towers are being targeted in India
-    The National Pole Dancing Convention took place in New Orleans over the weekend. If you were part of it or have any video of the convention, don’t hesitate to contact us!

8AM (4):

-    It would probably be to the benefit of Hawaiian strippers for us to come over there for a few months and check out the local strip joints. All in the name of quality control, of course…
-    How many times did they kill Kenny on South Park?
-    According to reports, 73 percent of us use the same password for multiple online accounts.


9AM (1):

-    Predictions are that Don Trump will announce his run for president within a few days.
-    Parody: Vote for Billy Ed for President!
-    Celebrity birthday list

9AM (2):

-    What advertising icons are still around today? Mr. Clean and The Pillsbury Doughboy are good examples.
-    Have you noticed that they’ve darkened Mr. Clean’s skin up just a bit over the years? He kind of has the Vin Diesel thing going on these days.
-    Don Trump offered to give his step-by-step plan to eradicate ISIS to Obama, but Barack refused.
-    Would you go to Wal Mart more often if you knew they piped in a radio show with a live DJ?

9AM (3):

-    What are the top questions you should ask yourself before going on a cruise?
-    A small enclave of streets in Austin is named after Olympic Athletes. Bruce Jenner is part of this list, which begs the question: Does the street need to be renamed?
-    Did you see the video of ‘Lil Wayne starting a fight at a festival aimed at suppressing domestic abuse?
-    How would you react if you found out your long-lost father was an Elvis impersonator living in Thailand?

9AM (4):

-    Great news: Sheila Jackson Lee will host a round table discussion in Houston about violence in the US as well as other issues such as immigration and civil rights.
-    Word to the unwise: Don’t strip naked on top of a foreign mountain or you may be jailed for causing an earthquake.





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