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June 1st, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-    Today marks day 1 of hurricane season.
-    A seasoned meteorologist has spoken out about how much easier life was when social media wasn’t around.

5AM (2):

-    Miley Cyrus inducted Joan Jett into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame over the weekend. Name one thing about them that’s even remotely related to rock and roll…
-    Who will be beheaded by ISIS next?
-    Have anyone ever considered that something else besides your giant SUV may be responsible for climate change?

6AM (1):

-    Have you heard the news about John Kerry? More on that later…
-    Audio: TJ Miller thinks that awards are for children.
-    If you haven’t seen Silicon Valley do yourself a favor and check it out.
-    Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret son has graduated to high school.
-    What are the chances that Arnold Schwarzenegger talks with an American accent in private?
-    Texas Rising turned out to be a dud of a show.

6AM (2):

-    The weather people want you to know that “it only takes one” – referring to hurricanes
-    This day in history

6AM (3):

-    Remember a couple of years back when some guys applied to be waiters at Hooter’s? A ‘junkstaurant’ has opened in Dallas called “Tally Wackers”
-    Word to the unwise: If you see a hovering drone, don’t try to grab it out of the air or you’ll get your fingers cut up.

6AM (4):

-    Johnny Football got in to a bit of a scuffle with a kid over the weekend. No video evidence exists of the exchange, however.
-    John Kerry was involved in a bicycle accident in Europe. According to reports, Kerry flew an American doctor over to Switzerland to tend to his injuries.
-    John Kerry fancies himself as a modern JFK; we all know this is far from the truth, however.

7AM (1)

-    Today marks the 3-year anniversary that Producer Ken has been with the show.
-    Whenever we hear a reference to Sgt. Pepper we can’t help but think about an incident that occurred with a program director back in the day.

7AM (2):

-    Mr. Eaux is all for racial profiling, except black people of course.
-    A Florida man got his hands on a vintage missile. Question is: What do you do with something like this?
-    Driving an ice pick through a tire is harder than you think.

7AM (3):

-    Turns out that John Kerry doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle.
-    When you participate in a nude bicycle race would you expect to see a man with an erection?

7AM (4):

-    John Kerry is a hell of an American – in fact, he’s the only guy to bring a camera crew into Vietnam in an attempt to look like a hero.
-    Was President  James Buchanan gay?
-    How long until we see gay divorce court?
-    Taser Report

8AM (1):

-    Is there a watch that’s really worth $800,000?
-    The NFL seems to be distancing them from Tom Benson.

8AM (2):

-    If you live in Alexandria, keep your eyes peeled for brown water. The water around the area may be laden with feces due to flash flooding.
-    How would you finish this headline: A gay Palestinian man…?”
-    Parody: Try Kuwaiti gaydar! Because everyone needs to find out if their dance choreographer husband is gay…

8AM (3):

-    British people are wondering what kind of ‘weapons’ they can use in self defense. According to reports, any kind of item that may cause harm on another human is strictly prohibited.
-    It’s almost a done deal: Open carry will soon be allowed in Texas. Those with a CHL license can open carry their firearm on a belt. The bill is set to be signed by Gov. Greg Abbott in January of 2016.

8AM (4):

-    Girls: Granny panties are in; thongs are out. We don’t encourage this, however.
-    Parody: Ladies - If it’s big and round and full of pounds, we’ve got your ass covered.
-    What did well at the box office over the weekend?
-    We’re always impressed when Dwayne Johnson speaks.
-    There’s nothing real about reality television
-    Screech has been found guilty on two counts of stabbing someone

9AM (1):

-    Egg enthusiasts listen up: There’s been chicken carnage that may soon cause an egg shortage. Whatever you do don’t buy your eggs from the black market!
-    Celebrity Birthdays
-    This day in history

9AM (2):

-    Are you familiar with the work of Shaquan Thomas? How about “Young Pappi?” Well, he’s dead.
-    Kim Kardashian is allegedly expecting her second son.
-    Garth Brooks has put on a few pounds over the years leading some to refer to him as “Girth Brooks.”
-    Emails
-    How long before 3D contacts are released?

9AM (3):

-    Do you know what a blue corn moon is?
-    10 percent of people with tattoos get some kind of blood-related illness.
-    Truth be told, Graceland isn’t as great as it’s made out to be.
-    Scientists may have found the cure to racism. The answer may be simply taking a nap frequently.

9AM (4):

-    A 22-year-old Hooter’s waitress donated her kidney to an old man in need.
-    China has unveiled the first ATM with facial recognition technology.



Benu - 2015-12-26
Why does this have to be the ONLY rellbaie source? Oh well, gj!
by Benu

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