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May 28th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-         BEST OF

5AM (2):

-         BEST OF

6AM (1):

-         There are so many Spanish stations in Houston that it’s practically like being in Guadalajara.

-         Bill Gates’ biggest fear in life is that a global epidemic, far bigger than Ebola, will sweep the world and claim everyone as victims.

-         In the news this morning: 10 best late night hosts of all time. Why is this crap in the news?

6AM (2):

-         The Rockets are getting their asses handed to them by the Golden State Warriors.

-         The FIFA organization is under fire for taking bribes. Does this surprise anyone?

6AM (3):

-         The media wants us to know that Hillary Clinton is just like us.

-         According to Hillary, she wants to reinvigorate the middle class.

-         Modern politics is essentially a banking business; you’re the one that provides the money, however.

6AM (4):

-         Liberals are having trouble putting stank on Ted Cruz because he rarely slips up under the media microscope.

-         Calls – Rodney proves how not to call the show.

-         Did you catch Hillary breaking out her Southern twang again?

 

7AM (1)

-         Parody: Ready to ship your punk teen off? Try Punk-in-a-Trunk!

-         Turns out that some parents enjoy sharing their meds with their kids.

-         Hillary is twanging it up with her Southern accent.

-         Calls

-         According to a report, cremation is most popular in Nevada.

-         The US military inadvertently mailed out a bunch of anthrax thanks to some lab workers. Over 20 people have been put in post-exposure treatment. Of course, had that been a private company, liberals would be demanding that the company be put out of business.

-         A 70-year-old man was caught hiding a prostitute under his bed in an old folks home.


7AM (2):

 

-         A Chinese man broke the world record for wearing a suit of bees.

-         Taco Bell in Chicago will start selling alcohol.

-         10 things you need to do before you declare yourself a grownup.


7AM (3):


-         Caller Rodney is a great example of what not to do if you call us.

-         The death toll in India has risen to 1400 because of the heat wave.

 

7AM (4):


-         Audio: How many different dialects can Hillary perform?

-         A 45-year-old gal went to a barbeque and decided to stab her neighbor in the eye over some ribs. All in honor of our troops, of course…

-         Carly Fiorina summed it up right when asking “What has Hillary done?” Maybe the right answer is being a hit man.

 

8AM (1):


-         Most people won’t try anything new after the age of 25 according to one study.

-         Is it appropriate to name a chicken after Sam Houston?

-         Mexico may have already emptied ¼ of their entire population into the US.

-         The more we hear Jeb Bush attack fellow Republicans the more we hate him.

-         By the time all is said and done, ½ of the population of Mexico may walk among us.


8AM (2):

-         Parody: The Canadians don’t know what to do about us Americans, eh…

-         The Mexican government is doing just what Castro has done: send their undesirables out of thecountry.


8AM (3):

-         Some media organizations such as the AP are writing articles aimed at debunking myths about ISIS.

-         Parody: Getting married? Try the ISIS honeymoon package!

-         Net Neutrality is back in the news today.

-         Remember, soon or later you run out of other people’s money.


8AM (4):

-         Oddly enough the woman that stabbed her neighbor with a knife over a rack of ribs lives in Indian, not Florida.

-         Al Sharpton shocked listeners Wednesday when he asked people on Twitter whether or not the Texas flooding was due to manmade climate change or God’s rebuke?

-         Why doesn’t anyone hold Sharpton to the same standards that everyone else is held to?

-         Obama is not interested in selling his daughter. Michelle, on the other hand, may be a different story.

-         Parody: Barack wants to sell you Michelle. After all, she’s got thick thighs and loves to tell you what to eat for dinner.

 

9AM (1):

-         Only the lucky ones get anthrax in the mail.

-         This day in history

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Is there any logical reason why Hillary Clinton isn’t in prison?

 

9AM (2):

-         How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to get by on $45,000/yr? It’s likely she can’t get by on that in a single day.

 

9AM (3):

-         Audio: What will oldies stations sound like in 10 years?

-         Baltimore is in a world of hurt. People are afraid to go outside because of the amount of thugs roaming around looting and rioting.

-         Gun laws in Arizona more closely resemble those in Texas than any other state.

 

9AM (4):

-         Audio: SheJack cares tremendously about folks enduring the Texas floods.

-         What would it take for us to start our own ice cream company in the image of Blue Bell?

-         Lindsey Lohan has completed her community service. This is the kind of crap that made the news this morning.

 


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Comments:


Somporn - 2015-10-15
I am still and will continue to be there for you Kelly. Please know that. I am truly your frined and nothing will change that. I am so sorry for your pain and all you have had to endure. You know if you need me, all you have to do is say so and I will do whatever I can to help.
by Somporn

Nilotpal - 2015-10-13
, I do think we need to still stand for Megan, pray for and love her family, while pnirayg and hoping for justice to come. So much has come out about this guy that I just really believe there is likely so much more that we have no idea about in regards to his crimes. His arrogance is his undoing, but his biggest undoing was the girl he picked to victimize. Megan will be the one to put him away. If I were not sure he will be in jail long enough for charges to come, I would feel differently, but I am pretty confident that he will not be getting out any time soon. JMHO. That is why I can now exhibit just a bit of patience.
by Nilotpal

Roony - 2015-10-13
Wow this is amazing. like the dress, the make up, hair. evryething what i can see is that you can pull off Elena/Katherine. Cant wait to see this let me guess you played the Obsession by i think Ski .something idk. but thats the Vampire diaries season 2 theme song .
by Roony



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