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April 20th, 2015
Today on WJ

5AM (1):

-         These are the things the media services want us to talk about today: Celebrities, celebrity news and loads of other celebrity crap. Of course, there’s nothing about how the US is on the brink of WWIII.

-         According to Forbes, if Hillary were the CEO of a corporation, she would be the fourth highest paid female CEO in the country. It’s important to remember that she’s just one of us, however.

-         Europe is being overrun by African refugees trying to escape hardships. The immigration is beginning to wreak havoc on the European economy, however… who does that sound like?

5AM (2):

-         Did you watch the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony over the weekend?

-         Radio demographers are quick to forget that it’s not the millennials they need to pander to, it’s the baby boomers. After all, they’re the ones still supporting the millenials because they can’t find a job.

-         The NFL draft countdown is on.

6AM (1):

-         Would you be willing to take a knife to the neck for a cell phone?

-         Why don’t hookers ever give you a taste before you pay them? After all, it’s only fair to sample it before you buy it.

6AM (2):

-         Happy birthday to Adolf Hitler today! Do they still celebrate his birthday in Germany?

-         Today is the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing and Columbine. Can Hitler take credit for it?

-         The mother of the Boston bomber is appealing to the courts to try and get them to show some sympathy for her son.

-         Calls

-         Believe it or not, there’s a group of industrious hookers campaigning for Hillary.

6AM (3):

-         In a world where the term “redskin” is unacceptable, what’s the fate of Indian Motorcycle Company?

-         According to a recent interview, Johnny Manzeil is a changed man.

-         Shia LeBouf wants you to know how hard it is to be famous.

6AM (4):

-         Today is the 16th anniversary of the Columbine massacre.

-         It’s most unfortunate to have a child for a president. Case in point: Barack Obama

-         Turns out that Bush may have been right all along about weapons of mass destruction.

-         Imagine having access to bacon-wrapped shrimp every day

7AM (1)

-         Univision recently cancelled a long running series that featured hot chicks in bikinis. Why don’t they consult us before making moves like this?

-         GUEST: Jason Miller – In charge of the Houston chapter of Houston NORML

-         Turns out that the origins of 420 may have to do with an old police code.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: Marriage tips from Morgan Freeman

-         Calls – The majority of pain killers could be eliminated with legalization of marijuana

-         Have you seen the campaign photo that Hillary doesn’t want you to see?

7AM (3):

-         Taser Report


7AM (4):

-         It doesn’t take long to realize that TV is NOT your friend. Radio on the other hand will never let you down.

-         This year marks the 10th anniversary of the genesis of YouTube.

-         Parody: What’s new with Hamas TV?

-         Have you read the latest edition of Guns n Ammo? The edition features the first woman in 51 years to be featured on the cover.

-         The Second Amendment wasn’t implemented for the sake of hunting; it was implemented for self defense and protection from the tyranny of an overruling government.


8AM (1):

-         Would you be willing to endorse Carly Fiorina for president? According to the politician, Hillary wouldn’t have much to stand on with another woman running for the Oval Office.

-         Can you remember the last time we had a good looking president? Truth is: good looking people just don’t make good politicians.

-         Here’s a tip if you plan on flying with Southwest Airlines in the near future: don’t fall asleep! One man found this out the hard way when he woke up with a pen stabbed in his arm.

8AM (2):

-         This day in history

-         The boys gave away a Ram truck at the Sterling truck triangle this weekend

8AM (3):

-         Is Cole Swindell a real name? He’s not fooling anyone with a name like that

8AM (4):

-         Today is 4/20 – How will you celebrate?

-         The peeps at PBS censored part of a show that Ben Affleck starred in after they discovered that his great grandfather was a slave owner.

-         Hillary Clinton’s van parked illegally in a handicapped spot over the weekend.

-         Audio: “We’ve never seen Hillary get a burrito before…”

-         Hillary Clinton could nail the election if she put up a video on YouTube of her lighting a fart on fire.

-         It’s good to live in a country where a black guy can a point a gun at a cop and not get shot

9AM (1):

-         We’ve been waiting on the $1 million check that Mark Cuban promised us all those years ago.

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Let’s not forget that today is Adolf Hitler’s birthday as well

-         Secretary’s Day is coming up. Excuse us… that’s ‘executive assistant day’

-         5 Random Facts

-         Paul Blart’s new movie debuted over the weekend.

9AM (2):

-         TV would lead you to believe that people that drive expensive cars drive them like idiots. Truth is: most people baby them and head to the garage at the first sign of hail.

-         Bill Shatner is threatening to write yet another book.

-         The Boston Marathon is currently underway

9AM (3):

-         5 teenagers in Florida broke into homes in an attempt to collect jewelry to make ‘grills’ for themselves.

-         Emails – Derek wants to know if he should dump his dirty girlfriend

-         Have you ever date someone with ugly nipples?

9AM (4):

-         In the age of iTunes, why do people even cut records anymore?

-         Does Greg Abbott smoke pot?

-         Kids would love a wheelchair destruction video game

-         Hillary Clinton is just a regular old gal. She drives a van, eats Chipotle… what’s not to love?

-         The Earth Day people left incredible amounts of trash behind in NYC over the weekend.

-         Yet another scientist has come out and claimed that global warming is a hoax.

-         10 biggest mistakes you can make on your resume



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