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March 6th, 2015
Today on the WJ Show!

5AM (1):

-         Hillary Clinton spent last night at an event honoring corrupt journalists. Of course, all she cares about are journalists that make her look good.

-         Harrison Ford crashed his airplane into an LA golf course yesterday, but the actor walked away with cuts and bruises.

-         Hillary has instructed her minions to release all the emails she has inspected herself. She feels that her level of transparency is unrivaled.


5AM (2):

-         The Federal Government is printing money with no value to back it up.

-         Why do so many grandpas fish? Maybe it’s because they can’t do anything else anymore.

 

6AM (1):

-         Doug Giles wants to know why gay people and raging liberals continue to slam Christians, yet say nothing about Islam.

-         TV people want you to know how young at heart they are by using words like “trending.”


6AM (2):

-         Parody: Harrison Ford is doing better than you think.

-         Emails


6AM (3):

-         Audio: A controversy has arisen over the gay joke that never aired in the movie Back to the Future.


6AM (4):

-         Parody: “What difference does it make?”

-         Parody: Shirley Q - “If I was a white woman”


7AM (1)

-         Gay people love to use the word “homophobia.” If the suffix “phobia” can be tagged to any word, what other words can we come up with?

-         Parody: A message from Barnum and Bailey’s Circus

-         People that throw around the word “racism” are often times the most racist of all.

-         If you type “loser.com” it will take you directly to the website of Kanye West.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: Looking to start a family? The Mayor of Ferguson wants to urge you to start it here!

-         Calls

-         A dairy company based in Iowa is releasing Peeps-flavored milk.

-         India seems to have a huge problem with rape. It’s like living in a nation filled with Bill Cosby’s.

7AM (3):

-         Perhaps we aren’t respected enough for the news we don’t report. This includes things like Kim Kardashian revealing her new platinum blonde hair to the world.

-         Emails – Jeb reminds us that the freedom to be a proud white man isn’t a right in Atlanta.

-         A guy was busted buying auto insurance at the scene of his accident. Unfortunately, that’s illegal these days.

 

7AM (4):

-         Audio: “Pissed off Rednecks”

-         The AR-15 is the number one defense rifle in the US.

-         Cosmo has compiled a list of the worst dating mistakes a guy can make.

-         Sad News: Susan Sarandon and her 38-year-old boyfriend have broken up.

 

8AM (1):

-         Guest: Sean Patton – comedian, at Improv Houston

 

8AM (2):

-         Bruce (Belinda) Jenner has decided to keep his penis. According to him, it’s too late in the game to remove it.

-         What movies are coming out this weekend?

-         It looks like more illegal immigrants are on their way over to the US. Tax refunds will be issued to those who enter the US within the next six months.


8AM (3):

-         Don’t forget to set your clocks forward one hour before you go to bed on Saturday night.

-         Thank God for the news anchors on TV. Some news stations have produced programs dedicated specifically to telling viewers how to cope with the loss of the DST hour.

-         5 Random Facts

-         Kim Kardashian has dyed her hair platinum blonde.


8AM (4):

-         Fun Fact: Jim Bowie didn’t actually take a Bowie knife to the Battle of the Alamo.

-         Parody: Despite reports, Harrison Ford is doing just fine in the hospital.

 

9AM (1):

-         In 1923, female teachers had to sign a contract that prohibited them from dressing or acting womanly.

-         Celebrity Birthdays


9AM (2):

-         7 out of 10 Americans use their tax refund to pay off debt.


9AM (3):

-         Who knew that Vanilla Ice is a political rights activist?

-         Harrison Ford crashed his plane on a LA golf course near the airport he intended to land on. Experts are applauding his effort to steer the plane away from populated areas.

-         If you move near an airport, don’t bitch about the noise.

 

9AM (4):

-         Thank God we have the White House to look out for us. ‘Officials’ want Americans to eat better and lead greener lives in an effort to save the planet.

 


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Sebastien - 2015-12-26
One of my regular blog reedras all the way from over in Norway (*waves* Hi Inger!)a0has asked me what lens/es I used for the photos in my previous post about Taking the Time to Enjoy the Journey.
by Sebastien



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