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February 26th, 2015
TODAY ON WJ

5AM (1):

-         Weed is officially legal in Washington DC.

-         Rick Santorum probably has a big skull bong sitting at his house.

-         Today might be the first day of the end of the Internet as we know it: Net Neutrality will be voted on today.

-         Madonna took a spill on stage the other day.

-         Donald Trump is legitimately considering running in the 2016 presidential election.

5AM (2):

-         How screwed up must  your life be to earn the title of ‘Facebook person of the day’

-         Is Joe Biden aware of the stuff he says? According to Biden, America needs to distribute wealth using a system of ‘emancipation.’

6AM (1):

-         Madonna is way past her prime but no one has the balls to let her know. Maybe her recent fall will serve as a wakeup call.

-         Emails

-         Have you tried “Fartner?” It’s a new social media site aimed at spotlighting its users’ farts.

-         Audio: Fartner – the social media network for your ass

6AM (2):

-         If you’re a 28 year old what would possess you to desire a girlfriend that’s 92 years old?

-         There’s a question we’re dying to know the answer to: How does a middle-aged man like John Boehner turn orange?

-         A Florida man was caught stalking his ex girlfriend after he inadvertently followed her to the police station.

6AM (3):

-         The previous record for snowfall in Boston has been blown away over the past few weeks.

-         Parody: David Lee Roth wants your money to raise awareness for winter.

-         It’s hard to drive in Florida when you’re rolling a blunt.

-         Target is now selling Thin Mint ice cream bars

6AM (4):

-         Calls – George wants to know why the guys don’t believe in climate change.

7AM (1)

-         Parody: How does Gandalf really feel about climate change?

-         Guest: Zoe Russell – Anti-prohibition activist from Houston. Affiliated with Republicans Against Marijuana Prohibition

7AM (2):

-         Audio: It’s tough to do a Bill Lumberg impersonation.

-         A Florida woman was caught passed out in her car with one breast hanging out and her skirt up. The woman also had numerous viles of drugs and paraphernalia.

-         Calls – Good àMark, a geologist by education, wants to set the climate change record straight after caller George tried to prove the existence of climate change in a previous segment.

7AM (3):

-         A Massachusetts entrepreneur is shipping bottles of snow from his driveway for $20 a pop. The same kind of people that buy these probably have pet rocks as well.

-         Remember mood rings?

-         Which prison will Chris Kyle’s killer go to?

7AM (4):

-         Dr. Dre is now old enough to make the cover of AARP.

-         Parody: Straight out of Florida

-         90 percent of women are unhappy with at least one body part.

-         Calls

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