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February 17th, 2015
Today ON WJ

5AM (1):

-         Here’s a word of advice: If you can catch a flight down to Brazil today, go ahead and book it.

-         Lance Armstrong is back in the news again. The guy may get a bad rap, but he’s still worth $125 million.

5AM (2):

-         Is it racist to call someone “Mami” these days?

-         A New York woman decided to drive her car into a pizza joint after the restaurant lost her order.

-         According to research, married couples have a second ‘sex peak’ that occurs near the 50th anniversary mark.

-         A Federal judge has stalled Barack’s move to open up the US-Mexico border to illegals.

-         Leslie Gore has died.

6AM (1):

-         Will you be able to move past the death of Leslie Gore?

-         A Houston man has made bond after stabbing his girlfriend in front of her kid. After his release, he went on yet another killing spree.

-         Violence broke out in during a showing of 50 Shades of Grey over the weekend.

-         30 percent of people believe that Brian Williams can regain his credibility.

-         Sarah Palin was in the audience for the SNL 40th anniversary special.

6AM (2):

-         5 Random Facts

-         Emails

-         Of the seven Kings that come before the appearance of the antichrist, which number is Obama?

6AM (3):

-         This day in history

-         What exactly is the correct pronunciation of the word “blessed?”

6AM (4):

-         Thanks to the Liberals, we know that Scott Walker didn’t go to college.

-         Parody: Turns out a degree in Liberal Arts isn’t all it’s made out to be.

-         Calls

-         Do you know what “resting bitch face” is?

7AM (1)

-         Rebellion is NOT buying a mattress during a President’s Day special.

-         An HPD officer has confirmed that one of their own rookies was arrested in an Academy for attempting to steal ammunition. In his defense, maybe the squad is out of money…

-         Parody: Let’s spend one minute inside a woman’s head

7AM (2):

-         A study indicates that the modern woman has 5 significant regrets on average.

7AM (3):

-         1-800-FLOWERS is under fire for reportedly not being able to handle the amount of holiday traffic.

-         Ladies: would you shoot your man if he wouldn’t have sex with you?

-         Jethro Tull is producing a rock opera based on the man that the band is named after.

-         Calls

7AM (4):

-         How many times have you found a pipe bomb when walking your dog?

-         Taser report

8AM (1):

-         Audio: The only reason to visit Florida is to identify your daughter’s dead body

-         There’s nothing more accurate than a confession made on a death bed. Case in point: The ‘global warming’ scam.

-         The Democrats are incurring penalties associated with Obamacare and they’re NOT happy about it.

8AM (2):

-         Will Mr. Kenneth be the winner of HGTV’s dream house?

-         Calls

-         How different would America be if Ross Perot were elected?

-         When people start treating the President for what he is, just a man, there won’t be so much urge to take him out.

8AM (3):

-         Parody: What do ISIS and Kanye West have in common?

8AM (4):

-         Used to be that American teachers taught kids they could achieve anything. Today, kids are taught that rich people are inherently smarter.

-         It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why people want to remain on welfare.

-         Lesson of the day:

9AM (1):

-         Is Dear Abby still around?

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         TV networks sucked so bad that they had to come up with Internet-only networks.

9AM (2):

-         Paul McCartney really can’t sing anymore, but no one wants to be the one to tell him.

-         Parody: Organic Valley has a plan to save the ‘bro colony’

9AM (3):

-         Turns out that many art institutions will ban the ‘selfie stick’

-         Jack White has gone public with a letter directed at the media urging everyone to stop with the guacamole jokes.

-         Audio: A representative from the State Department wants to ensure that members of ISIS have legitimate jobs in an attempt to stifle their devious habits.

9AM (4):

-         Here’s a credo to live by: “Work hard, care more”

-         Why is it that fat comedians are inherently funnier?

 

 


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