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February 10th, 2015
Today on W&J

5AM (1):

-         Let’s be honest: Our President isn’t much better than a sack of trash.

-         Unfortunately there are so many people that would make great presidents; they would never be up to the task for one reason or another.

-         The North East is currently buried under many feet of snow. How do you like your Global warming now?

5AM (2):

-         A couple posted information about their jewelry inheritance on Facebook. Later that day, three masked men showed up at their home demanding the expensive goods.

-         The lead tease on the 5 o’clock news last night covered the fact that Facebook is making changes to their software.

6AM (1):

-         Calls

6AM (2):

-         A Florida man was arrested and tasered for being too happy. Further investigation revealed the man was high on cocaine.

6AM (3):

-         Have you heard about Obama’s position on Net Neutrality? The gist of the plan is to gain control of the Internet and control what users can see.

-         Emails – Turns out that Billy Ed isn’t the only one that hates roaches.

-         For some reason, NBC is trying to save Brian Williams’ reputation.

6AM (4):

-         Mr. Kenneth has dug deeper into Brian Williams… the scandal, that is. Has Williams slept with one of the head NBC execs?

-         When listening to rap music, it’s best to go in with an open mind.

-         The US Supreme Court put a smack down on Alabama’s ruling on gay marriage.

-         Britain’s term for a TV anchor is “presenter.” This is a more accurate description of what actually occurs with modern news.

7AM (1)

-         Who better to dispense sage advice than someone who was an alcoholic at the age of 9?

-         Audio: If you’re in the market for a bird that can talk, be careful who you buy it from.

-         Founder of NFL films Steve Sable has died at the age of 98.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: Johnny Football is in rehab and no one knows why.

-         Joseph Randall brandished a gun and threw out a significant amount of pot after being threatened with arrest by the police.

-         Susan Rice never fought in a war, but she sure knows how to win a battle.

7AM (3):

-         Taser Report: Today’s taser report made possible thanks to a Houston man.

-         Parody: And now, great moments in domestic violence history.

-         Dartmouth College is now offering a “Black Lives Matter” course. Question is: Which race is the course aimed at?

7AM (4):

-         How would you feel if you discovered a rare Ferrari in a dirty barn?

-         5 Random Facts: 2 percent of all eggs in the US are used by Waffle House. Who knew?

-         Remember the Danny Trejo look-alike in Ferris Buehler’s Day Off

8AM (1):

-         57 years ago today in black history

-         Parody: Don’t miss ”Brian Williams Remembers” on NBC

-         Will Brian Williams be the next James Bond? He would have you think so…

-         Will NBC be forced to honor the remainder of Brian Williams’ contract?

-         Parody: What jobs can Brian Williams pull during his brief hiatus?

-         What business does Sheila Jackson Lee have at the Grammys?

8AM (2):

-         Why is it that black people are allowed to kill other black people?

-         This month is Black History month. How will you celebrate?

-         Parody: Let’s spend one minute inside a woman’s head.

-         When you have to say that someone is very famous, here’s a hint: They’re not famous.

-         Today is the number one day of the year to get dumped.

-         Have you ever prepared a script to break up with someone? Over 20 percent of women prefer this way over the free-style method.

-         According to James Carville, too many minorities are turning to the Republican party.

8AM (3):

-         According to liberals, Ben Carson sure has some radical ideas. These ideas include working hard and getting a well-rounded education.

-         A mathematician has discovered the most effective method for finding Waldo.

-         A man has decided to sell his vintage ‘air guitar’ on eBay. Not surprisingly, someone bought it for $152.

-         A Korean woman got attacked by her automatic vacuum.

8AM (4):

-         Parody: What other amazing feats has Brian Williams achieved?

-         Where did the name “Mr. Worldwide” come from anyways?

-         An 82-year-old woman in CVS proved to the world that you’re never too old to be sexy. According to reports, the woman stole ‘sexy’ body spray.

9AM (1):

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Happy Black History month!

-         What’s the deal with Charles Manson’s bride? Turns out that the bride-to-be was only in it for Manson’s corpse.

9AM (2):

-         Looks like the Hunger Games series is far from over.

-         Have you checked out the Brian Williams memes circulating the Internet?

-         For some reason, She Jack decided to show up at the Grammys. Question is: How did she fund the trip?

9AM (3):

-         Audio: Did Sheila Jackson pay for her own trip to LA?

-         Parody: Entertainment Tonight gets t the bottom of how She Jack paid for her trip to the Grammys.

-         The state of Colorado has proposed some revisions for their science curriculum.

9AM (4):

-         Sage advice from one listener: We might want to cut out the Brian Williams bashing. After all, he did once beat up Chuck Norris.

 


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