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January 29th, 2015
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5AM (1):

-         The evidence to prosecute Beau Bergdahl is overwhelming.

-         The Air Force is investigating a General that made a negative comment about Obama.

-         Hollywood actor Joel Gray has come out as gay at the ripe old age of 82. Is this surprising to anyone?

5AM (2):

-         The ultimate goal for ISIS is to behead Obama.

-         According to the Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch, everyone has a right to work in the US. It doesn’t matter how you got here, we welcome you with open arms.

-         Can you name any other country in the world where anyone can just wonder in?

6AM (1):

-         Should the fact that ISIS wants to behead Barack make us smile?

-         Barack acts so natural around Muslims you’d almost think he was one.

6AM (2):

-         Up until Barack entered office, the US used to place number 1 in the countries with the most economic freedom. The latest study indicates the US is now 12th on that list.

6AM (3):

-         In America, we have more important things to worry about than politics.  This includes helping Paula Deen name her new brown dog.

-         Audio: Key and Peele

6AM (4):

-         Did you ever see Angelina Jolie’s film Unbroken?

-         Angelina Jolie responded to critics of her new film by basically telling them to kiss her shapely ass.

-         Richard Leaky was an answer on Jeopardy yesterday?  

-         Calls – Odom wants to know if there is room in Texas for one more.

7AM (1)

-         Jeff Bridges has a new album coming out. Turns out the album will be spoken word over ambient sounds.

-         Audio: We’d sure like whatever Jeff Bridges is smoking to make his new ‘music’

7AM (2):

-         There are some exceptions to the rule, but most of today’s music sucks.

-         Audio: Are artists inserting moans into their songs just because they’ve run out of words? 

-         Let’s face it; Strong Face is probably a man.

-         Parody: Was Michelle Obama caned for not wearing a Burka?

-         Does video exist of Michelle Obama being caned?

7AM (3):

-         Parody: We don’t know exactly what’s going to happen at the Super Bowl, but maybe the Goodyear blimp might deflate.

-         The whole debate about commercials being the best part of the Super Bowl is either a gay thing or a woman thing. Real men don’t care about them.

-         Emails: A Delaware man just found the show and is now a regular listener.

7AM (4):

-         Guest: Kennedy – Former MTV VJ and Fox Business commentator

-         Have we come up with a legitimate name for Paula Deen’s dog yet? How about “Dawg…”

8AM (1):

-         5 Random Facts

-         Is Beijing so polluted that no one can live there?

-         There are people that believe that they must post everything to social media.

-         Sage advice: DON’T over share on Facebook!

-         21 percent of people in America will buy their pet a Valentine’s Day present.

-         Barack’s favorite word is “I”

8AM (2):

-         Has anyone ever asked their doctor if they’re healthy enough for sexual activity?

-         How much poop do Americans produce on Super Bowl Sunday? Turns out about 18 million pounds.

-         A Chinese woman found out about her husband’s infidelity from her talking pet parrot.  

8AM (3):

-         The Monday after the Super Bowl is a commemorative Walton and Johnson day. The show has been together for 32 years.

-         A Portland company wants to start brewing beer made from sewer water.  

-         A California man spent $40,000 turning his home into a cat paradise.

-         Parody: Let’s play “Fact vs. Myth” with the Koch brothers.

8AM (4):

-         How will you celebrate the Super Bowl this weekend?

9AM (1):

-         Audio: A European man has created the ideal music to have sex to. According to Billy Ed, he wouldn’t make it past the two minute mark.

-         Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

-         This day in history

-         Most people driving behind you aren’t looking at your car; they’re looking at their phone.

-         How many people need to get a good ass whipping? Probably close to 90 percent.

9AM (3):

-         A bank robber stopped at a restaurant 2 blocks away from the bank and was promptly caught.

-         Emails – Turns out that the W&J show paid for one person’s braces back in the day.

-         We’re already almost in to February

-         What are the best kinds of foods on a state-to-state basis?

9AM (4):

-         Bad news: Even if you’re 17 years old, you’re dying.  

-         Feel good story of the day: A soon-to-be-blind kid was given tickets to the Super Bowl.

-         Remember, there are millions of illegals that are counting on you to pay their insurance.

 

 


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Ibo - 2015-10-13
jcSeptember 4, 2007Leave it to coroporate amireca to stamp out the little guy, along with originality and creativity.P.S. I seriously doubt there is anything even close to illegal about your art.your fan,-jc
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