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January 23rd, 2015
Today on the W&J show!

5AM (1):

-         Join the trend on hating oh white people! After all, everybody’s doing it.  

-         The whole ‘deflate-gate’ issue is already getting old. We’ve got a president that’s destroying the country and soft balls are all that people are concerned about.

-         Why is it that all of these huge sports guys are dumb as rocks?

5AM (2):

-         A man was being sued by his landlord after damaging a fine marble floor with splashes caused by his urination. The judge ruled in the man’s favor.

-         Would you sue someone for saving your kid’s life because they gave the child life saving prescription medication?

6AM (1):

-         Parody: This portion of the show brought to you by the Food Porn channel.

-         The king of Saudi Arabia has died at the age of 90. The new king is a young man in his 70s.

-         How does Drew Brees like his balls? Probably just the way the NFL tells him to like them.

6AM (2):

-         If you missed Fox’s new show Backstrom, do yourself a favor and check it out.

-         When you’re old and rich, you deserve a little butt kissing.  

6AM (3):

-         Why do people worry about getting old so much? The alternative is to be dead.  

-         What are the top things that people worry about the most? Top answers were low energy, getting old and debt. At least Barack doesn’t have to worry about debt…

-         Let’s be honest: Shooting a criminal is something we’d all secretly like to do.

-         A tennis ball boy caught a 120mph ball in the, well… balls.

6AM (4):

-         Parody: Check out Stanley Pooper’s new film American Diaper

-         How many Frisbees did you go through when you were a kid?

-         Emails

7AM (1)

-         Guest: Samantha Hess – Professional cuddler, author. Offers certification course for $3200.

-         Audio: There’s a Frisbee for all occasions.

-         Men can teach a woman how to throw a Frisbee like a woman can teach a man how to use a mop. Not going to happen.

7AM (2):

-         ASU is essentially a party school. That said, it’s no surprise that the school offers a course based in pseudoscience about the privileges of the Caucasian race.

-         The best news stories always start out with “a man in Florida…”  

7AM (3):

-         Parody: Lee Randall has expired off the car lot.

-         What are the advantages of being the manager of a nudie bar?  

-         What’s the difference between a Black Bear’s poop and poop from other bears?

7AM (4):

-         Parody: What if ISIS performed at the Super Bowl?

-         There’s nothing worse than a bully. Kind of like when George H.W. Bush refused to shake John and Steve’s hand.

8AM (1):

-         Where did the term “saw bones” come from? The answer will gross you out!

-         Taser Report

8AM (2):

-         Funny how a lot of celebrity women will hang on to pictures of them taken decades ago.

-         We could construct an entire show based on Barack Obama’s lies.

-         Remember the two thugs that stole a man’s iPad and then uploaded the video to social media. They’ve been caught are now serving time.

-         Parody: Let’s take a minute to examine a handful of Barack’s lies.

-         Parody: Liar! Barack won’t lie to us, will he?

-         In 10 or 20 years, Obama will be lying about the lies he told during his presidency.

8AM (3):

-         5 Random Facts

-         The most dangerous sex position for a man is when the woman is on top. Luckily for Bill Cosby, he doesn’t have to worry about anything like this.

-         Since engines are so quiet today, many manufacturers are using fake engine sounds in their vehicles.

-         All of the people that used to be on The Office are doing pretty well with other projects.

8AM (4):

-         Budweiser will be going back to the adorable puppy in their Super Bowl ads. Sadly, the company has decided to do away with the iconic Clydesdales due to cost restrictions.

-         Good news: The ‘doomsday clock’ has been moved up.

9AM (1):

-         The Earth will decide its own temperature, not humans.

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Hard to believe that one of the girls from Saved by the Bell is 41 today.  

-         Mr. Eaux explains the back story behind why he chose a single letter for his name.

9AM (2):

-         Let’s face, a lot of people listen to this show to be hip.

-         Do you take many selfies? You should know that the duck face has been replaced by ‘surprise face’

-         Prisons are now hiring world class chefs. This begs the question: Will prisons soon become popular dining destinations?

-         In Washington State, a principal is being sued after saving a child’s life by allowing him to use her inhaler because he was without his. The principal is now being sued by the parents of the boy.

9AM (3):

-         We should publish statistics of politicians just like we publish the nutritional content of food.

-         Emails – Have you ever thought about writing directly to Barack?

9AM (4):

 

-         While in college, Eric Holder was the leader of the student Afro-American Society that led an armed riot demanding that the student ROTC center be renamed the “Malcom-X Lounge.”

-         The more we find out about Halle Berry the more we’re glad that we never hooked up with her.

-         Pepperidge Farms cookies may be worth more than you think. One man was caught with $18,000 worth of stolen cookies in his car.

 

 

 


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Vithya - 2015-10-15
Romney er dau som en steindau sild. Det blir McCain pe5 rikrblepaneunes side. Men husk pe5 at om det blir Obama, se5 er han i stand til e5 mobilisere velgergrupper som ingen andre riktig ne5r frem til: unge velgere og fattige, se6rlig. Selvom han er bak Hilary, som leder, er hans popularitet den av kandidatenes som er raskest voksende, mens be5de Clinton og McCain har flatet ut for lengst. Om han kommer seg igjennom prime6rvalgene intakt - noe som er mindre sannsynlig enn at Hilary vinner, dessverre - se5 har han nok de beste sjanser for e5 vinne i november av noen av kandidatene. Det er jeg ikke i tvil om lenger.
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Mili - 2015-10-13
he personally boguht in - the way he said it gave you the confidence plus backing of OCBC name behind it! It was CPF-approved but after some 7 years there was a name change and it was not longer CPF-approved. Yet my original shares were transferred lock, stock and barrel to this new portfolio. After some 7 years my original investment lost 50% of it value. This is terrible especially OCBC sells it due to high commission it was getting.I made an official complaint even to up to its CEO but the reply was "go complaint to MAS...". What arrogance.
by Mili



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