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January 14th, 2015
Today on the W&J show

5AM (1):

-         The word “homophobia” may be misused. However, “Islam-o-phobia” is a legitimate fear.

-         Cardboard signs are still the most effective way to rally against injustices.

5AM (2):

-         Why does the president refuse to use the term “Islamic terrorist?”

-         Barack knows just a little too much about Islam to be the president of a non-Islam country.

-         Even Jon Stewart can’t figure out what Barack is doing.

6AM (1):

-         If Islam is a religion of peace and love, then 200 million people must want to kill us.

-         Have you ever pooped in a river? Billy Ed recalls his experience floating a “brown bass.”

6AM (2):

-         We may actually see the sun in Houston tomorrow.

-         A Florida man stole hundreds of pieces of “dream underwear” from Victoria’s Secret over the course of a year.

-         Would we be a better country if Florida wasn’t attached?

6AM (3):

-         We’re 14 days into 2015 and Mr. Kenneth is sticking to his new diet.

-         Calls

6AM (4):

-         5 Random Facts: Did you know that there are 96 bags of human poop on the moon?

-         Have you heard of the term “Daesh” when referencing ISIS?

-         What kind of a guy would try to poison John Boehner? According to reports, the man responsible was Boehner’s personal bartender at a country club.

7AM (1)

-         Audio: Nancy Grace and rapper 2 Chains square off about pot laws.

-         Why does Greta Van Susteren have a crooked face?

7AM (2):

-         Audio: Teen girls are getting drunk by soaking their tampons in vodka.

-         Two car thieves in Oklahoma couldn’t get a car started when they realized it had a push-button starting system.

-         What kind of person is named Joquasha?

7AM (3):

-         Audio: Two QVC hosts debate whether or not the moon is a planet or a star.

-         Al Jazeera America is going out of business. Who would’ve guessed?

-         If you were being arrested and the cop started having a heart attack, what would you do? Jamal, a Florida man made the news by deciding to help an officer in need during his arrest.

-         If you’re a cop and would like to give us all a get-out-of-jail-free card, we’d be much obliged.

7AM (4):

-         It was announced yesterday that Apple computers was granted a patent for “touch technology,” which allows users to use their smart devices with gestures.

-         This day in history

8AM (1):

-         Kurt Busch claimed yesterday that his ex girlfriend is a gun-toting murderer. The story sounds bizarre enough to come out of the Twilight Zone.

-         Tragedy in India!

-         Why does the US military have social media accounts?

-         Parody: The federal government wants you to keep your Java application up to date!

8AM (2):

-         Audio: While we’re on the subject of Nancy Grace, remember the time that she farted on Dancing with the Stars?

-         Calls – Sherrie has a Horny family

-         According to a Glee cast member, showering is a “white person thing.”

8AM (3):

-         According to a study, a Dentist is the best profession to have in the year 2015. 

-         You know you’re in for a good story when an article starts out with the words “A Florida man…”   

8AM (4):

-         Great news: Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell will announce today whether or not global warming is real.

-         A survey of women asks them which men they fantasize cheating with the most. Oddly, the option for favorite whacky radio DJ isn’t on the list.

-         A man named Pat runs a YouTube channel featuring videos of him playing the game Minecraft. Sadly, this isn’t the disturbing part. Turns out the guy has over 1 billion channel views.

9AM (1):

-         Sad news: A beauty queen has died after receiving plastic surgery for free after winning a pageant.

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         David Lee Roth is now sporting a shaved head.

-         Let’s face it: Anyone with the name T-Bone must be cool.

-         What’s your favorite Faye Dunaway scene?

9AM (2):

-         According to George Lucas he’s very excited to see the next Star Wars because he technically has nothing to do with the production of it.

9AM (3):

-         According to an old PD in Chicago the guys know, you NEVER want a Chinese woman. She just might rob you blind and cut off your dong.

-         The guy that made the bad call during last weekend’s Cowboys game will likely be fired.

9AM (4):

-         Howard Hughes died on this day in history.


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