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January 13th, 2015
Today on W&J

5AM (1):

-         Oregon State is probably the best team in college football.

-         Urban Meyer has won a championship with his second football team now. He’s one of a handful of coaches to have achieved this.

5AM (2):

-         Does listening to big band music make you inherently smarter?

-         According to Barack, there is no sound more beautiful than that of the Muslim prayer.

6AM (1):

-         Billy Ed has his evacuation plans in place should anything ever occur.

-         The US military command’s Twitter account has been hacked. Further investigation revealed that the hack emanated from Maryland.

-         According to reports, women cry twice as much as men. Of course this study excludes John Boehner.

-         The Texans are dead set on recruiting players that no one has ever heard of.

6AM (2):

-         You’ll likely never hear the word “boring” thrown around when referencing Billy Bob Thornton.

-         The boys recall the time when they never got to speak to Billy Bob Thornton

6AM (3):

-         Audio: Original tapes of Matthew McConaughey’s audition for Dazed and Confused have surfaced.

-         It’s best to just not use Facebook anymore.

-         Gary Oldman has broken up with his fourth wife.

6AM (4):

-         Would Brian Williams mind if John dated his daughter?

-         The debut of the Steven Colbert/Letterman show is set to air soon. Are you excited?

-         The TSA announced Monday that real world events call for more security. According to reports, travelers will be subjected to more invasive searches.

7AM (1)

-         The CEO of Ali Baba is making billions now that the company went public recently.

-         According to some organizations, Frosty the Snowman is anti-Muslim.

-         According to Billy Graham, America has become “too entrenched in this ‘cult of death’” when referring to Islam.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: Check out the new TV announcer academy

7AM (3):

-         Guest: John Stossel – Investigative reporter

7AM (4):

-         Calls – Mike is going to jail for seven years on pot charges.

8AM (1):

-         According to reports, cruise ships dumped more than a billion pounds of poopy water into the ocean last year.

-         Parody: How easy is it to write a successful multilingual song?

-         Parody: Michael McDonald sings about nachos

8AM (2):

-         Is the NFL racist and anti-gay?

-         A dating website called seekingarrengement.com attempts to ‘connect’ college girls with sugar daddies.

-         Has Jerry Jones actually taken a human life?

-         5 Random Facts

8AM (3):

-         Did you go to bed last night thinking that Oregon had it in the bag?

-         Is it safe to say that Chris Christy will not be our next president?

8AM (4):

-         If you’re an enemy of the US, the best thing you can do is be in charge of it.

-         Calls

9AM (1):

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         France is fighting back against Muslim terrorism but America isn’t. Ironic?

-         The Mayor of Rotterdam, Holland claims that Muslim immigrants that don’t appreciate the traditions of Western civilization can “F*ck off.” Interestingly, the mayor is a Muslim himself.

-         Can you imagine if the Mayor Parker held the same view about Muslims as the Mayor of Rotterdam?

9AM (2):

-         Calls - Brandon is a whale poop expert thanks to Google. According to him, whale poop is the size of a canoe.

-         Janice Dickinson, an alleged rape victim of Bill Cosby has changed her story many times.

-         Have you ever pooped in a river? Listeners weigh in with emails on how to successfully pull off this feat

9AM (3):

-         Half of all Americans have been convinced that they are victims. The only person that isn’t a victim is a white man. A white woman of course, is repressed and unfairly represented.

-         The Texas comptroller claims that the state will have an increasing economy and job market even if the oil market tanks.

-         According to one listener, if you haven’t pooped in a river then you haven’t lived.

9AM (4):

-         Is it wrong for the wife of a cheating husband to sell his Porsche for $16,000?

-         What are the top ten things that men look for in a woman?

-         There was a tragic camel trampling in Texas over the weekend. A man was quite literally camel-toed to death.

-         Matthew Perry is set to be one of the stars of the made-for-TV remake of Odd Couple.




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