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December 17th, 2014
Today on W&J

5AM (1):

-         The hunt for the Pennsylvania shooter on the run from the police has ended.

-         The alleged 26th victim in the Cosby rape scandal has come forward. 

5AM (2):

-         It seems like radical left wingers have learned nothing from the past.

-         Like them or not, Democrats always stick together. The Republicans, on the other hand, consistently throw their own under the bus in an attempt to destroy their peers.

-         The Muslims want you to know that their religion is one of peace and understanding.

6AM (1):

-         A Florida woman has been arrested for getting into a quarrel with her sister over a vibrator.

-         Have you been keeping up with the active lava flow in Hawaii? According to reports, if the rate of flow stays consistent over time, the flow will reach a gas station by the end of the year.

6AM (2):

-         How did you celebrate the first day of Chanukah?

-         Have you noticed how many people hate the Christian religion and the celebration of Christmas, yet they still want presents?

-         Why does Bill Cosby talk to strange?

6AM (3):

-         You can’t play the Adam Sandler Chanukah song every year.

-         We’ve learned a lot from Diane Feinstein’s report on the CIA.

-         A Texas City man has been catching fire after the truck he sold to Auto Nation turned up in Syria. A photo emerged of the truck being used for terroristic activity with the name of his company still on the truck.

6AM (4):

-         The 26th rape victim in the alleged Bill Cosby rape scandal has come forward.

-         Parody: Check out the new secular versions of all your favorite holiday tunes!

-         The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees for 2015 have been announced.

7AM (1)

-         Parody: Thug Notes – Christmas edition

-         Was the Sony Pictures ‘hack’ just a publicity stunt aimed at gaining momentum for Seth Rogen’s new movie?

-         Parody: Let’s not forget that Christmas is all about worship.

7AM (2):

-         Audio: The goal of playing on Family Feud is not to win; it’s about saying something funny.

-         The NYPD has already paid out $2 million in overtime because of the recent riots.

-         Taser report

7AM (3):

-         Parody: Check out this Hitler-themed health club aimed at pampering your every Aryan need!

-         Calls

7AM (4):

-         Calls

-         Turns out that there are actually unattractive Asian women.

-         Lee Marvin was one hell of an actor.

-         5 random facts

-         Would you buy Elvis’ pubic hair? One man on Craigslist is claiming to have the hair, saying it was plucked out of Elvis by his ex-wife in the ‘60s.

8AM (1):

-         Turns out that Jennifer Lawrence was the most Googled celebrity of 2014.

-         The final Hobbit movie will be released today.

-         We missed the Country Countdown awards and hope you did too.

-         According to studies, 19 percent of married couples will soon be divorced but are waiting until the Christmas season is over. Who would actually admit to this though?

-         A 30-year-old Wisconsin man that crashed his car into a pole Sunday morning completed his field sobriety test by finishing the alphabet test with “I’m going to kill you all!”

-         The terrorist responsible for holding several Australian’s hostage the other day has quite the rap sheet. Question is: Why was he running free in the first place?

8AM (2):

-         Inconvenient truth: Kwanza is just as phony as Festivus.

-         Audio: This commercial should be running in every state in America.

-         Do you know what a scorpion bomb is? Turns out that ISIS knows all about the bomb, which includes the use of live scorpions loaded in a 2-foot pipe.

-         Say what you want about ISIS, but they’ve sure got this torture thing down pat.

8AM (3):

-         Flying back in the‘70s was nothing like it was today.

8AM (4):

-         One of the bad things about being a libertarian is that you get tied in with all of the Alex Jones followers.

-         Parody: Check out the latest episode of “Conspiracy Watch” with Calvin Matrix

-         Calls - It’s not that soccer is a pussy sport; it’s just that it’s boring to watch.

9AM (1):

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         This day in history

-         Jessica Beal is allegedly pregnant with Justin Timberlake’s baby.

-         Check out the W&J app for all the celebrity interviews of the year.

9AM (2):

-         Stevie Ray Vaughn has finally been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

-         Disney’s Jungle Book is being remade with a stellar cast featuring Christopher Walken and Bill Murray.

-         The most popular toy of the 2014 holiday season is Legos.

-         The premium W&J app is just a dime a day! Why haven’t you upgraded?

9AM (3):

-         Jeb Bush may be popular with the inside television group, but he has no chance of winning the presidential campaign.

9AM (4):

-         Tips for surviving the holidays: stay away from family if at all possible.

-         We all want to know what drug Bill Cosby used to ‘get’ his women. All for scientific purposes, of course…

-         Emails

-         According to the National Academy of Science, electric cars are harder on the environment than traditional fossil-burning vehicles.

-         People magazine’s worst-selling issue of the year was ironically the one with Hillary Clinton on the cover.

 


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