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December 12th, 2014
Today on W&J

5AM (1):

-          If the Republican Party keeps conceding to the Democrats, they may end up going the way of the Whig party and be on their way out.

-         Diane Feinstein wants to teach the CIA a lesson. In the meantime, we all rely on the CIA to keep us all safe.

5AM (2):

-         John Boehner is as despicable and anti-American as Obama is.

-         In a new bill proposed by John Boehner, wealthy donors can contribute 10 times more funds than previously allowed.

-         As radical as Elizabeth Warren is, she’s right about her comments on Wall Street.

6AM (1):

-         The Christmas season is a time filled with Jesus sightings. Question is: how come no one ever seems to have sightings of Satan?

-         Bad news: The guest we had lined up from the White Privilege Conference just cancelled on us.

-         Is it true that black people that drive Mercedes and other luxury cars get pulled over more?

6AM (2):

-         Have you seen a video of the gentle giant beating and robbing an old man? Doesn’t matter anyways because you just can’t kill a black man.

-         Last night, channel 2 in Houston reported that a man died in a Wal Mart parking lot. This was false news, however.

6AM (3):

-         Calls – listener Tyler doesn’t understand ‘white privilege’ and neither do we.  

-         1/3 of all black men will go to prison in their lifetime. Is that the fault of the white man?

6AM (4):

-         Audio: Have you ever been stuck in an elevator? How about with a crazy man?

7AM (1)

-         Used to be that the news outlets didn’t fabricate news. In fact, when there was no legitimate news, TV and radio stations would simply play easy listening music.

-         Former supermodel Beverly Johnson is the latest to come forward with rape allegations against Bill Cosby.

-         What’s new at the box office this weekend?

7AM (2):

-         Have a beard? A new hipster trend has surfaced involving placement of tiny ornaments in beards.

7AM (3):

-         How much would it cost to get LeBron James to wear a W&J shirt?

-         A funeral is one of those places you can lighten up.

-         According to The Pope, all dogs go to heaven.

7AM (4):

-         Be honest, every time you hear a taser report, you wish it were Obama!

-         Taser Report

8AM (1):

-         Audio: “Feed Jake”

-         Fun Fact: Manhattan has a total of 93 zip codes, many of which are buildings.

-         You just can’t get good venison from a super market.

-         Billy Ed once killed a deer with a drink stirrer. We would’ve paid to see this on camera.

8AM (2):

-         Audio: Capitol Hill is dirtier than you think.

-         Audio: Hillary Clinton has “seen the taint”

-         John Goodman has a shaved head in Mark Walberg’s new film and it’s menacing looking.

-         According to a study, the number one reason that men and women give for not being compatible is “you’re just no t my type.”

8AM (3):

-         Should it be possible for people to be fined for playing an offensive song in public? Yesterday a Chicago police officer was disciplined for playing a Lynyrd Skynyrd song at an equality protest.

-         Let’s be honest: Hating white people is a form of racism.

-         Audio: South Park – Can anyone remember the name of our last president? It’s Al Gore, or course!

-         Who’s more likely to lie: politicians that need money or those that don’t?

8AM (4):

-         At Columbia law school, students are so upset at the fact that Darren Wilson isn’t facing any charges, they can’t do their homework.

-         Parody: Do you suffer from MSDS?

-         Which of the world’s top destinations are actually disappointing in real life?

9AM (1):

-         Parody: Barack reads from the “good book” just like you and I.

-         Celebrity birthdays

9AM (2):

-         Parody: Has someone been preying on Lena Dunham?

-         Does Obama prefer black movies to white ones?

-         NBC re-ran the Christopher Walken Peter Pan special.

-         This day in history

9AM (3):

-         Parody: Have a middle-aged woman at home this Christmas?

-         If you get your wife a gun for Christmas, make sure she gets some training.

9AM (4):

-         Want to shut down a airport control tower? Just unplug the cord

-         In Oklahoma, Swastika rings in vending machines seem to be popular.



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