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December 11th, 2014
Today on W&J

5AM (1):

-         What if white people asked to vote in Mexican elections? This would be racist and unacceptable.

-         Let’s be clear: We’re all for illegal immigration, as long as it’s kept illegal.

-         Would it be worth your while if we gave away a million dollars on the show today? Maybe most of our listeners are already millionaires…

5AM (2):

-         Fact: Obama messes stuff up all the time but no one deems it newsworthy. Bush, on the other hand, received much different treatment from the media.

6AM (1):

-         The ten most-talked-about topics of 2014 are in.

-         The boys are still receiving hate mail since playing Hillary Clinton’s country song.

-         What’s better? A weed whacker or an edging machine?

-         Traditional edgers always did a better job than weed whackers because they would get down in the dirt, something the weed whacker couldn’t do.

6AM (2):

-         Taylor Swift claims that she waited until she was 21 to have an alcoholic beverage. This just seems too good to be true.

-         Is every parody and interview that W&J ever did in the app? Maybe not, but make a special request and we’ll try and make it available.

-         Calls

6AM (3):

-         Let’s investigate: Is Sheila Jackson Lee actually a professor?

-         Affirmative Action helps no one. 

-         This day in history

6AM (4):

-         Street Audio: Producer Ken meets some rather interesting illegals engaging in a ‘private’ meeting under a major Houston freeway system.

7AM (1)

-         Tom Cruise may have narrowly escaped death by the world’s best homosexual killer.

-         Obama wants us to know that he didn’t misquote the Bible the other day, we just misunderstood him. His intelligence is far beyond ours.

7AM (2):

-         Tonight on American Chopper the guys make a bike for Shaquille O’Neill. Who still watches these shows anymore?

-         Parody: Get your daughter “Feminist Barbie” for Christmas

-         When trying to quote the Bible, take a tip from Barack and check the quote before repeating it.

7AM (3):

-         According to a study, more people drink to Luke Bryan on the Jukebox than any other artist today.

-         Do you still follow the Duck Dynasty guys?

-         Audio: The Duck Dynasty team got the chance to mess around with autotune on their Christmas record.

-         The boys recall their time using kazoos and bullhorns on the show.

-         Taser report

 

7AM (4):

-         Willie Nelson was on Letterman the other night completely unprepared to play a song. As unprepared as he was, he still sounded great.

8AM (1):

-         Are you prepared to live in the new’ pussified’ America?

-         Parody: Check out the new Christmas album from PC records?

-         Why hasn’t Ray Rice been arrested yet?

-         Sad news: Slumdog Millionaire stars Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel have split.

-         Do you have a preference who wins in the Arizona/St. Louis game?

8AM (2):

-         Parody: The Democratic Party has figured out how to become more like the Tea Party. The list includes getting rid of your Prius and sticking some gluten-laden hummus in a rather uncomfortable place.

-         5 Random Facts

-         If Michelle Obama wants your kids to eat healthy, this begs the question as to what the Obama kids are eating…

-         Emails

8AM (3):

-         Audio: Santa’s Living in the White House (Listener song)

-         This just in from match.com: The most common word used in online dating profiles is “travel”

-         In a world where apps like Tindr are so popular, how many people still use traditional dating sites?

-         If you have kids that you suspect of sexting, listen now!

8AM (4):

-         A convicted sex offender in Florida just won himself $3 million in a lottery scratch off. Florida really has it all doesn’t it?

-         Did you catch South Park last night?

-         Audio: Bill Cosby tried to rape Taylor Swift on South Park last night

-         Audio: What’s the dumbest guess you’ve ever heard on Wheel of Fortune?

9AM (1):

-         Tips for having the perfect holiday season.

-         Who knew that Santa Claus was a functioning alcoholic?

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         Today is John Kerry’s birthday. How will you celebrate?

9AM (2):

-         An Obama donor has been indicted for child rape, yet the media hasn’t said a word about it. If this were Bush, he would be persecuted by the media.

-         Is it wrong to give your kid a suitcase for their graduation present?

-         Calls – Deborah’s gay son can’t find an apartment and still lives with his mom. Would things be different if he gave heterosexuality a shot?

9AM (3):

-         A California teen is suffering from Steve Johnson syndrome. Wait, who syndrome?

9AM (4):

-         This day in history – 32 years ago the song “Hey Mickey” came out.

-         Mr. Kenneth admits he never saw the movie Easy Rider

-         Turns out that gay people love country, too. Who knew?

 

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