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December 2nd, 2014
Today on W&J

5AM (1):

-         Scarlett Johansen has a new husband. Problem is no one seems to know who the guy is.

5AM (2):

-         North Koreans have hacked into the Sony Pictures database in order to get retribution on the company after they released a movie depicting Kim Jong Un in an unflattering light.

-         Did North Korea seek help from the Chinese when hacking the Sony Pictures database?

6AM (1):

-         According to reports, the worldwide sale of ‘selfie sticks’ has skyrocketed.

-         Turns out that the European men that volunteered for ISIS have become disenchanted with the organization, claiming that tasks such as washing clothes were not what they had in mind.

-         How much would we have to pay North Korea to illegally download the W&J show?

-         Can anyone successfully leave ISIS without being killed?

6AM (2):

-         Audio: Louis Farrakhan really wants a Wendy’s hamburger!

-         Audio: According to Charles Barkley, race issues are stirred up by the media.

6AM (3):

-         Why is it that Hollywood actors feel the need to share their sexual proclivities with the world? No one wants to know.

6AM (4):

-         Sage advice to men: Never make a pretty woman your wife!

-         The Louis Lerner emails have finally been recovered. How long will she go to jail?

-         Obama is being compared to Reagan and Bush. Do you agree?

7AM (1)

-         Let’s face it: No one reads a publication anymore.

-         The TIME magazine “Person of the Year” are the Ferguson rioters.

-         A list has been released outlining the cities with the most attractive and least attractive people. Detroit comes in at number 1 for the least attractive residents.

-         Is Amazon getting too quick with their shipping? According to one listener, Amazon has a shipping method known as “precognitive shipping” where space is reserved at your local post office with the products that ship the most to your zip code.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: Cowboy dick is now in the ice cream business

-         Almost a taser report: When police tasers are out of juice, the bean bag round is the weapon of choice.

-         What kind of car does Pat Robertson drive? According to Pat, speeding isn’t a sin if you don’t put others at risk.

7AM (3):

-         Bill Cosby has now resigned from Temple University’s board of trustees after more rape allegations have surfaced.

-         Parody: Thug notes – A thug’s interpretation of Death of a Salesman

7AM (4):

-         5 random facts

-         Wheel of Fortune has jumped on the race-baiting train as well. The phrase “gentle giant” was on the show recently.

-         It’s no coincidence that sales of guns skyrocketed on black Friday.

8AM (1):

-         The EPA has done more to destroy jobs and pollute the planet than any other organization in the world.

-         Parody: Charles Manson speaks his mind about global warming.

-         When you look back on photos of you in the 70s and 80s, which outfits do you despise the most?

-         The latest trend amongst hipster women in the Pacific Northwest is to dye their armpit hair.

-         The only reason that Lena Dunham is portrayed as sexually desirable is because she writes her own show.

8AM (2):

-         Monet Davis has been named “Sports Kid” of the year.

-         The porn spinoff for the Hunger Games will soon be released. The movie will be known as The Humper Games.

8AM (3):

-         Street Audio: Producer Ken hits the Galleria Mall in Houston on black Friday.

-         Calls

8AM (4):

-         This day in history

-         Parody: It’s helpful to remember that dating crazy women is okay, but marrying them is a different story.

9AM (1):

-         Audio: Trailer for The Humper Games

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         What is Sea World doing with a Lemur? Matt Lauer was shown on television this morning petting a Lemur at Sea World.

9AM (2):

-         Have you checked out the new AC/DC album? Save your money… the record sounds just like all the others.

9AM (3):

-         Every time we hear Willie Nelson sing we can’t help but think about his support for Wendy Davis.

-         It’s expected that most kids are Democrats when they’re in college. The important thing is that they learn the flaw in the liberal mentality as they grow up.

9AM (4):

-         Remote Control was the first ever show on MTV that wasn’t a music show.

-         Making a music video in 2014 is a complete waste of money because no one even watches them anymore.

-         North Korea is behind the hacking of the Sony Pictures movie database after the release of a film that depicts Kim Jong Un is a negative light.

-         Fun facts: Black folks commit more murders than white folks.






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