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February 28th, 2013
Top 10 Stripclub Songs

Top 10 Strip Club Songs of All Time

10.]  Warrant's "Cherry Pie"
This rock ballad band may have produced one of the most generic heavy metal classics of all time that makes survivors of the 80s and 90s cringe when they hear it but not when it's providing the soundtrack to a half naked dancer named Chiffon.

09.]  Nelly's "Hot in Herre"
Women love to dance whether it's at a wedding reception on the big day or on a stripper pole in a drunken stupor the night before the big day. That's why this hip-hop classic is played by DJs of all kinds, particularly those who tell strippers when it's their turn to take the stage.

08.]  Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls"
Rookie strippers have been picking this song to dance to for years. It's the stripper equivalent of asking for chicken for dinner every night.

07.]  Kelis' 'Milkshake'
Not all of the great stripper songwriters are just guys who let their penises do the songwriting for them. This hip hop star and former Mrs. Nas made her footprint in popular music with this musical celebration of the, um, two main reasons guys go to strip clubs, sometimes four depending on the kind of surgery they've had done.

06.]  Lil' Jon and The East Side Boys' 'Get Low'
This song is perfect for any stripper who loves her job because it allows her to dance and express her total hatred for her father through artistic means.

05.]  The Commodores' "Brick House'
This Motown favorite has a funky beat that makes the MILF strippers think back to their younger days and forget how the ravages of time will force them to find more meaningful work as an amateur MILF porn star or a phone sex operator.

04.]  2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny"
Part of the fun of being in a strip club are the fantasies that your male ignorance plants in your testosterone covered brain. That stripper isn't giving you an extra long lap dance because she's being paid to put up with you. She's really into you and thinks you’re a good provider. This controversial rap ditty helps cement the fantasy by giving the talent a hot beat to shake her tail to and giving you a slimmer chance of hope that she feels the same way you and your pants do.

03.]  Nine Inch Nails' "Closer"
This twisted bit of electronica may not sound like the usual peppy tune that makes women want to seduce drunk morons out of whatever money they have in their wallet, bank account or the floor of their car.

02.]  Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Here's another classic that can take some of the older fan dancers back to their tenderfoot times on the golden pole and also cause some of the younger "dancers" to shake in all the right places. It's got a rhythmic beat that can give the most uncoordinated stripper the right moves and it can also identify the drunker ones because they’ll be singing along with it.

01.]  AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Not only does it sound good when a half naked woman is writhing around to it, but it's also the kind of music your mother didn't want you to listen to and that makes it twice as hot. Try not to debate the reason for that when you're in the club or you’ll end up paying more to your therapist than Saffron.

-W&J's Producer

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