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April 26th, 2010
Penis Gourds

 YOU CAN'T BECOME A COP IN INDONESIA IF YOU'VE ENLARGED YOUR JUNK, BECAUSE IT CAUSES "HINDRANCE DURING TRAINING":

The biggest province in the country of Indonesia is called Papua, and it's a pretty funky place.  For example, in many of the remote tribes there, it's common for the men to wear decorative dried-out gourds to cover their genitals.

They're called penis gourds.  You might have seen natives wearing them on the Travel Channel or in "National Geographic".  And it turns out that's not the only interesting thing when it comes to Papuan men and their junk.

Apparently, Papuans also have a home-grown technique for enlarging their genitalia.  They wrap their junk in the leaves of the "gatal-gatal" tree.  "Gatal-gatal" means "itchy."  So basically, their member swells up like it was stung by a bee.

But apparently, the practice of penis enlargement, however it's achieved, has become something of a problem in Papua.  And if you want a job as a cop, you won't get it if you've had your penis enlarged.

According to Bekto Suprapto, the Papua police chief, a male applicant will now be asked, quote, "whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged.  If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

And according to a police spokesman in the country's capital, a guy named Zainuri Lubis, the ban's being applied because the unnatural size causes quote, "hindrance during training." 


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