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April 23rd, 2010
Things that Sound Dirty but Really Aren't

Toymakers, just as sick and preverted as the rest of us...


Mr. Bucket:  It's a bucket with a face on its side, including a hole for the mouth.  The idea is to put BALLS in Mr. Bucket's top, which then pop out his mouth. 

Innocent enough, until you hear the jingle:  "I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top . .


Balzac:  According to the ad, Balzac is a "balloon-ball," whatever that means.  But really, the best part is that it's called Balzac.  And as the commercial informs you, "You can punch it, you can crunch it, you can kick it . . . Balzac!"

Rad Repeatin' Tarzan:  This is a Tarzan action figure that bellows, and appears to vigorously molest himself when you press a button on his back.



Rafiki and Simba figurine:  This is a figurine of Simba, the main character from "The Lion King", and Rafiki, his wise baboon advisor.  Rafiki is holding Simba from behind, and when you push a button he appears to be sodomizing him.  



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