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January 28th, 2011
A Man Files for Police Protection . . .

 
See . . . it SEEMS like it's a good idea to marry a woman who's insatiably randy and wants it all the time.  That's hot for a while.  Then a few years pass, and some nights you just want to relax, watch TV, and go to sleep without having to perform.

That's what happened to a guy in Waiblingen, Germany.  On Tuesday, he went to the police and asked for some protection from his wife . . . because of her insane appetite for sexual relations.

The man told the police that he'd been sleeping on the couch for the past four years to try to escape from his wife.  They've been together 18 years and have two children.

The police told him they couldn't really intervene, so he decided his only choice was to end the marriage.

The police released a statement saying, quote;

"Now he has decided to get a divorce and move out in the hope of finally getting some rest.
"At this moment, this is impossible, because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties.  He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."   


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