10%'er - A self-descriptive term for a W&J listener. Since only the smartest, prettiest, and most sophisticated listener "gets" the satire and commentary of the W&J Show, these elite (you) are commonly known as the "10%'ers".

Assclown - Cuba Gooding Jr. winning an Academy Award.

Bam, Bam, Boom - A term used by Mr. Eaux and others referring to younger woman who possesses remarkable structure in the areas of breasts (2), and buttocks.

celebrislut - See Parasite Hilton or Lindsey Lowpants

chick bikes - HD motorcycles with less than 1000 cc engines

Chocolate City - A term that the current mayor New Orleans considers flattering. You may also sometimes hear the phrases, Big Easy, Big Sleazy, City that FEMA forgot, and others.

Chocolate Fudgesicle - An optimistic term used by Mr. Eaux to describe certain areas of his own genitalia.

Chuck Norris - A legendary figure of mythology not unlike Paul Bunyon or Zeus. But is the only mythological creature ever known to have his own TV series.

closet warriors - someone who makes a lot of bold talk like "Boy if I were in that war over there I would show them how a war is fought". ..Or guys who bring a video crew to "capture" their heroics so that they can use the footage later in campaign commercials (see John Kerry)

Cougar - A single, divorced, or widowed woman between the ages of 45 and infinity who possessed a voracious sexual appetite men who are 20 years younger or more. This woman is usually financially independent if not wealthy (thus the appeal to the younger male of the species) and is the predator in this "relationship." Cougars are not possessive of their prey and will often move on to "fresh meat" at a rapid pace. Cougars are primarily nocturnal animals and frequent hunting grounds like high-end country bars and bars in country clubs (golf and tennis type). Beware the Cougar young victim, as she will eat you.

Dollar Bill - nickname for famously dishonest Louisiana congressman William Jefferson...(he's movin on up to the Eastside..)

Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

ELMAMORE - The short and punchy way of mentioning the world famous Walton and Johnson diet plan. Proven by millions around the world (including Sudan and most of Africa). Eat Less And Move Around More.

Factory Air - This is the term applied to a woman when you can see sunlight coming from between the very uppermost inner thighs. Hint, Rosie O' Donnel does not have factory air.

fire down below - something redheads have

Grizzly - (see Cougar) A very similar predator in reverse. Most "Griz" are financially independent men of 50 or more who seek the company of women who are 20 years or more their junior. The Griz may need pharmaceutical assistance to achieve a sexual appetite even approaching that of the fabled Cougar. While Cougars are a newly created species, Griz have been around for many decades. They can often be spotted driving youth oriented sports cars that separate them from thier contemporaries who are non Griz....Usually Vette's, Porsche's, or even Ferrari's. Griz tend to be more possessive of their pray than Cougars. Griz and Cougars never mate each other, though nature would welcome the pairing.

Highland Park - A geographic area of Greater Dallas where high income Caucasians tend to build their dwellings. These humble 25,000 sq ft structures are full of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex and Patek Phillipe watches and other trade goods that are vital to our economy. If there are Mercedes and Lexus autos in the driveway, the natives are home. If there is an 84 Chevy truck pulling a trailer of lawn equipment there may be a rare ethnic visit taking place. This is an area where we could only buy a home under and assumed name and shortly after winning the Mega Millions drawing. As a rule we are seldom invited to parties here.

Invaders - Called "guest workers" by Hillary and Obama. Referred to has visitors, tourists, immigrants, and other terms for law-abiding actual "visitors."

Irony - A sometimes humor-based condition rarely perceived, even by advanced 10%'ers.

Klute, Texas - The birthplace and community that spawned former Black Ops operative and radio engineer, Billy Ed Hatfield. In 1991 Klute named Billy Ed's old home an historic landmark.

Little Ole Band from Texas - Houston native Billy Gibbons, Frank Beard, and Dusty Hill...ZZ Top. A band heard often in W&J bumper music.

Lying Hump - Hillary Clinton

Magnificent Sons O Bitches - You will often hear fervent devotees of the show refer to our boys as "You Magnificent Sons O Bitches"... This is a term of endearment and not meant to demean our radio heroes. We believe its origin may have been the Patton movie (where George C. Scott as Patton referred to Field Marshal Rommel as a magnicent son of a bitch) or the Magnificent 7 where the phrase was used a couple of times. Sometimes new listeners become confused and refer to the boys as magnficent bastards. This is incorrect as they are always magnificent sons o bitches.

Man Milk - See baby batter, boink butter, groin gravy, spunk, spackle, Jizz, lube launch, money shot, loin lava, spermatazoa, sex sauce, crack cream, knuckle children, spank spew, gonad glob, etc.

Mexican Face Hat - If you do not know this one, go to Cuidad Juarez and find the Cafe Lobo. Ask for Senior Fuentes. Give him 20 dollars (US) and tell him you want to experience "The Mexican Face Hat." Please do not bathe before this experience, as you will certainly want to bathe just after.

Mr. Kenneth's Little Dick - Kenneth's (fashion advisor and make-over king) faithful Dacshound Richard (we just call him Dick for short)

Muffin Toppin - A phenomonon created by Fat chicks wearing the new skinny jeans wherein the middle love handles protrude over the low riding top of said jeans creating an effect similar to a rising muffin hot out of the pan

Praline - Billy Ed's lovely wife. She is the mother of little Poly Esther and Billy Ed, Jr. She is also Klute, TX Skeeter Queen of 1978 (not sure on that date). She and Billy Ed are known to have a "system" for what night to have sex. It is known as the "hat test." When BE gets home he throws his hat through the door of the doublewide. If it does not sail back out the door, that is a night for love. If it does, that is a night for beers with the boys. As you probably know from the show, Billy Ed drinks a lot of beer with the boys.

race pimp - See Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton. One who makes a living by stirring up hatred between the races, creating race centered incidents, and then recommending themselves as the solution to the crisis or problem (for a slight donation or national camera face time of course)

Radio Gawd - A term sometimes applied to members of the W&J Show. It is not meant to be blasphemous (thus the spelling). The phrase was first heard on the show in 1991. It is usually reserved for emails and written corresponses like depositions and legal filings.

Reconquista - The movement currently endorsed by President Bush and most of your elected representatives whereby Mexican invaders colonize United States sovereign territory simply by entering illegally and homesteading our schools, hospitals, social programs, and tax-payer supported infrastructure in revenge for their loss of the 1848 war. Supplanting the native English with Spanish and changing the Anglo culture to Hispanic. This movement has been encouraged by Mexican college professors and left-wing activists (which is redundant) for many decades. It is estimated that at the current rate of infusion that over 100 million Mexicans will homestead US land in the next five years. Already one-fifth of Mexico's native population is living in the US in violation of immigration laws of that once sovereign nation.

Red Stick - When you hear W&J refer to Red Stick...that is simply the English translation of Baton Rouge. As the W&J Show is the number one radio show in Baton Rouge, you will often hear callers from "Red Stick." Many of these 10%'ers think that LSU is an institution of high learning and not a multifaceted professional sports franchise.

River Oaks - (see Highland Park) only substitute Houston for Dallas.

Stinkfinger - A condition sometimes occurring shortly after young teen dating. Also a term describing success or progress in youth dating.

The Kang - When Billy Ed says this he means Elvis Presley

The Montrose - This is a district in Houston where Mr. Kenneth (the our fashion director and hair dresser) currently resides. The area is known for its flamboyant style of clothing, charming shops and restaurants, and rampant sexual deviance.

The Stank - When someone says something publicly or does something which reflects poorly on and individual or organization. You may hear W&J say that someone has "put the stank" on someone or something. Also known as spraying the stank.

Tony Romo - A name for someone who cannot catch a football. Network announcers now routinely refer to a player "Romoing that ball" when a pass or snap is fumbled.