We Americans need to get out more. We look at porn flicks and magazine freaks and then look at ourselves in a mirror and then feel bad. We should like go to Europe sometime and look at the great statues by Michaelangelo and Rodin. Take a close look. Feel better bunkie ?
Gay Bars..who knew by Mr. Kenneth
"Mr. Kenneth, last week I went into a bar and had 3 drinks before I noticed that I was probably in a gay bar. As an expert is there any way to determine sooner next time if I have made such a huge mistake ?"
Dude...If you go 3 drinks without noticing....YOU MIGHT BE GAY... stay right where you are.
God Help Us by Mr. Kenneth
Why do we care so much about celebrities ? I know I sort of make a living off of it...but I am really worried about us as a people. This hunger for information on Anna's death, Angelina's newest 3rd world kid, Brittany's lack of hair (both ends)...etc. Rome is burning little Neros...pay attention.
Tony Soprano runs low by Mr. Kenneth
Some controversy with our recent Bacchus King, James Gandolfini. He claimed that Bacchus officials did not supply him with enough carnival throws for the parade. He ran out before the parade had ended. Officials say they loaded the float with the usual amount all kings get every year. Photographic evidence seems indicate that "Tony" may not have learned the art of matching supply with demand.
