We are often asked if this "cougar" thing is new. (cougar is a wealthy older woman who is targeting very young men for sexual conquest). The research department here at the Walton and Johnson Show has determined that the "cougar thing" is not new but has existed for the last century at least. We found this old file photo of a cougar meeting that was held in the Spring of 1890. According to the minutes, topics discussed that day included ways to keep from "walking funny" the next day.
Idiocracy Here Now ! by Johnson
I know we say this on the Walton & Johnson Show almost every morning, but every once in awhile we unearth real evidence that we won't have to wait 500 years for the "truth" of the movie "Idiocracy" to reveal itself. Observe and fear.
Take Another Look by Johnson
This past week there was a lot of talk about the web pictures of Ms. Love-Hewitt (aka the Tit Whisper from TV). Apparently she put on "a little weight" during her time off and the talking head showbiz bitches jumped all over the images. I think I speak for all red blooded American dudes when I say.....I would totally hit that !
Duck Hook Finch by Johnson
Rob Lowe was recently playing in a golf tournament in Iowa and hit duck hook drive right into the state bird (some sort of Finch). Of course the whiney mainstream media had it all over the papers and networks the next day. I would imagine that over the years literally thousands of Finches have been cold cocked by screaming golf balls. But, it in the America that whipped all asses in WWII this sort of crap would never have gotten off the course. Most of the time the "offending" golfer would have received and extra beer for his incredible marksmanship.
WWAD by Johnson
Putin has now compared us (the good ole USA) to the Nazis... France compared us to the Nazis...The race pimps compared us to the Nazis...Even Nancy Polosi has compared G W Bush to Hitler. How do you think Adolph would have handled Gitmo...Osama...the Afghans...Chavez..immigration..mmmm ? Come on guys you can think of a better comparison. WWAD.....What Would Adolph Do
We will do anything by Johnson
Here is a little irony. A man who made his entire fortune in a costume with face makeup has undergone risk and agony to change the look of his face on stupid reality show that nobody really watches. Proof even celebrities will do anything to get on TV.
