Car...restaurant...school...movie theater...funerals.. It's official there is now no refuge from the cell phone. 4000 pound cars hurtle through traffic with vapid idiots conducting a mindless conversations that permeate their entire day while cell phone lobby keeps the lid on the number people who die everyday while these knuckleheads eat up their plan minutes. Four year olds now routinely arrive at kindergarten with their own Moto Razor..... Are we the easiest people on Earth to sell or what. The next step just seems logical. In ten years all babies will emerge from the womb with a built-in cell phone (complete with pre-arranged plan). Announcing the new AT&T Fetal Phone.